|Locations||The Red Zeppelin|
|Manuel||Red Army camouflage kit|
Aiee! It looks like the Red Army is dabbling in necromancy to turn the tide of the war. This is a magically animated skeleton that's been painted a bright red, from its red toes to its red...jawbone. It clacks red teeth at you, ready to supplement its natural redness with a little of your blood (assuming, of course, that you're not a blueblood).
The Red Army also has these skeletons putting on shoes to entertain children, but this one seems more likely to disembowel you than put on a puppet show for you.
It elbows you in the <foot> with its bony elbow. Argh! Oof!
It kicks you in your shinbone with its toe-bones. Argh! Argh!
It pokes you in the eyes with two bony fingers. Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Oof!
It tries to add some of your vetebrae to its spine. It turns out you're not a compatible donor, but not until far too late. Ouch! Argh!
It whacks you in the funnybone with its humerus. You don't find it especially comical. Ow! Oof! Argh! Argh!
It wraps its bony legs around you and squeezes until you black out. Argh! Ugh!
It pulls out half of its ribs and flings them at you like shuriken, bruising and battering you. Then it hops on top of you to collect all of the thrown ribs and reattach them. Ouch! Ooh!
It tries to add some of your vertebrae to its spine, but you've got too much backbone to be used like that.
It tries to elbow you, but you give it plenty of elbow room.
It tries to kick you in the shinbone, but its foot-bone comes unconnected from the ankle-bone.
It tries to poke you in the eyes with two bony fingers, but you use the classic Curly Block.
It tries to whack you with its funnybone, but isn't humerus enough.
It tries to wrap its bony legs around you, but you're not into that funny stuff.
A dog runs out of the Officer's Quarters and grabs one of the skeleton's legs, forcing it to hop after the animal in a most undignified fashion. (FUMBLE!)
or sometimes, if you don't have a Red Zeppelin ticket:
|You lose 30-35 hit points.|
|You acquire an item: red box|
|You acquire an item: red blood cells|
|You acquire an item: red eye|
Occurs at The Red Zeppelin.
- Red Skelton was an actor and comedian.