Red skeleton

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Red skeleton
Monster ID 1521
Locations The Red Zeppelin
Hit Points 155
Attack 145
Defense 160
Initiative 25
Meat None
Phylum undead
Elements spooky
Resistance None
Monster Parts unknown
red box, red blood cells, red eye
Manuel Red Army camouflage kit
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
red skeleton You're fighting a red skeleton

Aiee! It looks like the Red Army is dabbling in necromancy to turn the tide of the war. This is a magically animated skeleton that's been painted a bright red, from its red toes to its red...jawbone. It clacks red teeth at you, ready to supplement its natural redness with a little of your blood (assuming, of course, that you're not a blueblood).

The Red Army also has these skeletons putting on shoes to entertain children, but this one seems more likely to disembowel you than put on a puppet show for you.

Hit Message(s):

It elbows you in the <foot> with its bony elbow. Argh! Oof!

It kicks you in your shinbone with its toe-bones. Argh! Argh!

It pokes you in the eyes with two bony fingers. Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Oof!

It tries to add some of your vetebrae to its spine. It turns out you're not a compatible donor, but not until far too late. Ouch! Argh!

It whacks you in the funnybone with its humerus. You don't find it especially comical. Ow! Oof! Argh! Argh!

It wraps its bony legs around you and squeezes until you black out. Argh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

It pulls out half of its ribs and flings them at you like shuriken, bruising and battering you. Then it hops on top of you to collect all of the thrown ribs and reattach them. Ouch! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to add some of your vertebrae to its spine, but you've got too much backbone to be used like that.

It tries to elbow you, but you give it plenty of elbow room.

It tries to kick you in the shinbone, but its foot-bone comes unconnected from the ankle-bone.

It tries to poke you in the eyes with two bony fingers, but you use the classic Curly Block.

It tries to whack you with its funnybone, but isn't humerus enough.

It tries to wrap its bony legs around you, but you're not into that funny stuff.

Fumble Message:

A dog runs out of the Officer's Quarters and grabs one of the skeleton's legs, forcing it to hop after the animal in a most undignified fashion. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat


You rifle through your fallen foe's possessions, looking for a clue as to the leader's whereabouts. You find a note reading Do not enter Ron's cabin for any reason whatsoever. From this, you glean that Ron is... in a cabin.

or sometimes, if you don't have a Red Zeppelin ticket:

A ticket taker accosts you after the fight. Unable to produce a ticket, you are thrown overboard!
HPYou lose 30-35 hit points.


Keepsakebox.gifYou acquire an item: red box
Redcells.gifYou acquire an item: red blood cells
Bigredeye.gifYou acquire an item: red eye

Occurs at The Red Zeppelin.