recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity
Some enterprising Accordion Thief has recorded their rendition of Benetton's Medley of Diversity onto a gramophone record, so that you can hear the song's important message* no matter where you happen to be. Assuming you've got a gramophone, or can figure out some other way to get the music out of this thing.
*That message being that no matter what a monster might look like on the surface, deep down inside it's still a monster, and you should kill it.
Selling Price: 78 Meat.
Effect: Benetton's Medley of Diversity (20 Adventures)+15 Hot Damage
+15 Cold Damage
+15 Stench Damage
+15 Spooky Damage
+15 Sleaze Damage
(In-game plural: recordings of Benetton's Medley of Diversity)