Reassembly Station
At the Reassembly Station you can spend Energy to improve your CPU, or Scrap to build new attachments.
CPU Upgrades
| Name
|
Effect
|
Energy Cost
|
Message
|
| Leverage Coprocessing
|
+15 Muscle
|
30
|
|
| Dynamic Arcane Flux Modeling
|
+15 Mysticality
|
30
|
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| Upgraded Fashion Sensor
|
+15 Moxie
|
30
|
|
| Financial Neural Net
|
+20% Meat Drops
|
30
|
|
| Spatial Compression Functions
|
+30 Maximum HP
|
40
|
|
| Self-Repair Routines
|
Regenerate +10 HP per Adventure
|
40
|
|
| Weather Control Algorithms
|
+2 Resistance to all elements
|
40
|
|
| Improved Optical Processing
|
+20% Item Drops
|
40
|
|
| Topology Grid
|
Allows you to equip shirts
|
50
|
|
| Overclocking
|
Gain 1 Energy per fight
|
50
|
Your CPU redirects some waste heat back into your battery.
 | You gain 1 Energy. |
|
| Biomass Processing Function
|
Allows use of potions
|
50
|
|
| Holographic Deflector Projection
|
+30 Maximum HP
|
50
|
|
Top Attachment
| Name
|
Effect
|
Scrap Cost
|
Image
|
Message
|
| Pea Shooter
|
Deal 20 Damage + 10% of your Moxie
|
5
|
|
You shoot a pea-sized projectile at his <body part>, dealing X damage.
|
| Bird Cage
|
Allows the use of a familiar
|
5
|
|
|
| Solar Panel
|
Gain 1 Energy after each fight
|
5
|
|
Your solar array discharges some energy into your internal battery.
| You gain 1 Energy. |
|
| Mannequin Head
|
Allows you to equip a hat
|
15
|
|
|
| Meat Radar
|
+50% Meat Drops from Monsters
|
30
|
|
|
| Junk Cannon
|
Spend 1 Scrap to deal 100% of your Moxie in damage
|
30
|
|
You blast your foe with various rusty screws and bolts and whatnot, dealing X damage.
|
| Tesla Blaster
|
Spend 1 Energy to deal 100% of your Moxie[sic] in damage
|
30
|
|
You reroute some extra energy to your Tesla Blaster and unleash a torrent of electricity at your foe, dealing X damage.
|
| Snow Blower
|
Spend 1 Energy to deal 100% of your Muscle in Cold damage
|
40
|
|
You fire up the snow blower. Actually I guess you ice up the snowblower, blasting your foe for X damage.
|
Left Arm
| Name
|
Effect
|
Scrap Cost
|
Image
|
Message
|
| Pound-O-Tron
|
Deal 20 Damage + 10% of your Muscle
|
5
|
|
You swing your Pound-O-Tron in a wild circle, eventually connecting with your foe's <body part> and dealing X damage.
|
| Reflective Shard
|
+3 Resistance to All Elements
|
5
|
|
|
| Metal Detector
|
+30% Item Drops from Monsters
|
5
|
|
|
| Vice Grips
|
Allows you to equip a weapon
|
15
|
|
|
| Sniper Rifle
|
Spend 1 Scrap to deal 100% of your Mysticality in damage
|
30
|
|
You carefully aim your sniper rifle and hit he[sic] in the exact right spot to deal X damage. Good ocular sensor, sniper!
|
| Junk Mace
|
Spend 1 Scrap to deal 100% of your Muscle in damage
|
30
|
|
You bash it right in the <body part> with your Junk Mace, dealing X damage and causing bits of scrap to fly off in every direction.
|
| Camouflage Curtain
|
Monsters will be significantly less attracted to you
|
30
|
|
|
| Grease Gun
|
Spend 1 Energy to deal 100% of your Moxie in Sleaze damage
|
40
|
|
You hose your opponent down with filthy robot grease, dealing X damage.
|
Right Arm
| Name
|
Effect
|
Scrap Cost
|
Image
|
Message
|
| Slab-O-Matic
|
+30 Maximum HP
|
5
|
|
|
| Junk Shield
|
+10 Damage Reduction
+10 Damage Absorption
|
5
|
|
|
| Horseshoe Magnet
|
Gain 1 Scrap after each fight
|
5
|
|
You collect the bits of metal that are stuck to your horseshoe magnet.
 | You gain 1 scrap |
|
| Omni-Claw
|
Allows you to equip an offhand item
|
15
|
|
|
| Mammal Prod
|
Spend 1 Energy to deal 100% of your Mysticality in damage
|
30
|
|
You charge up your Mammal Prod and poke your opponent with it, dealing X damage.
|
| Solenoid Piston
|
Spend 1 Energy to deal 100% of your Muscle in damage
|
30
|
|
You power up your solenoid and slam your piston right into its <body part>, dealing X damage.
|
| Blaring Speaker
|
+30 to Monster Level
|
30
|
|
|
| Surplus Flamethrower
|
Spend 1 Energy to deal 100% of your Mysticality in Hot damage
|
40
|
|
You bathe your opponent in cleansing military-grade flame, dealing X damage.
|
Propulsion System
| Name
|
Effect
|
Scrap Cost
|
Image
|
Message
|
| Bald Tires
|
+10 Maximum HP
|
5
|
|
|
| Rocket Crotch
|
Deal 20 Hot Damage + 10% of your Mysticality
|
5
|
|
You bathe its[sic] in flames from your fiery undercarriage, dealing X damage
|
| Motorcycle Wheel
|
+30% Combat Initiative
|
5
|
|
|
| Robo-Legs
|
Allows you to equip pants
|
15
|
|
|
| Magno-Lev
|
+30% Item Drops from Monsters
|
30
|
|
|
| Tank Treads
|
+50 Maximum HP
+10 Damage Reduction
|
30
|
|
|
| Snowplow
|
Gain 1 Scrap after each fight
|
30
|
|
You scrape some detritus off of your plow blade.
| You gain 1 scrap |
|
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Occurs at The Scrapheap.
Notes
- Attachments are not saved; new ones replace them. If you want to go back to a previous attachment, you must purchase it again.
- Vice Grips allow you to equip two-handed weapons, even without the Omni-Claw. You still can't equip off-hand items with two-handed weapons, though, even with the Omni-Claw.
