Read Some Old Tombstones

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You browse the old tombstones. The spelling on them seems normal -- they must predate whatever happened here that messed things up.

A few of the epitaphs catch your eye:

Here lies Winnifred "Sulky Polar Bear" Hegan
Stable Abbatoir Cleaner, Cantankerous Line Cook
Eaten By a Near-dead Hamster
Here lies Richard "Ultramarine Charlotte" Pabst
Catholic Mother, Weak Furnace Repairwoman
Mauled By a Lizard
Here lies Archibald "Salisbury Steak" McArty
Below Average Half-brother
Died Somehow

Located in The Misspelled Cemetary in The Nearby Plains, clicking here displays 3 random epitaphs. Epitaphs use this template.