As you're stumbling around in the dark, you run into a group of frat rats having some kind of bizarre initiation. They've lit a bunch of birthday candles and placed them around a rat dressed in a tiny dress, who keeps getting whacked with tiny frat paddles. Your skin begins to crawl and you start to turn away, but then you see an ice-cold fotie with a tiny little keg-tap on the top. You break off the tap and run as fast as you can. You know that no matter how much you scrub your eyeballs, they'll never be clean.
|You acquire an item: ice-cold fotie|
- Once you have completed the Typical Tavern Quest, this adventure will no longer be available.