Rat appendix chow mein

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rat appendix chow mein
rat appendix chow mein

You wouldn't think rodent guts and Chinese food would make a tasty combination, unless you've eaten at some of the less-reputable Chinese places. In that case, you've probably already eaten something a lot like this, you just haven't realized it. So, y'know, you might as well eat this one - at least it's honest.

Type: food (awesome)
Size: 5
Level required: 7
Selling Price: 71 Meat.

(In-game plural: plates of rat appendix chow mein)
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Item number: 815
Description ID: 17762757
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Oven.gif secret blend of herbs and spices spooky mushroom  
Ezcook.gif spooky stir-fry rat appendix  
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When Consumed

You chow down on the rat appendix chow mein. Good chow, man! Your mama would be proud!
AdventuresYou gain 21-28 Adventures. (avg. 24.5)
You gain 70-75 Smarm.
(You gain 5 Fullness.)


  • See the chow mein page for a full analysis of the frabjousness that is chow mein!
  • The item description and consumption text were changed on or before October 11, 2006.
  • The previous description read, "You never would have guessed rat guts and Asian cuisine would go so well together. I mean, unless you've eaten at some of the Chinese take-out places I've eaten at. Or the places at which I've eaten, if the Grammar Police are watching."
  • The old consumption message said, "You chow down on the rat appendix chow mein. The rat's mother would be proud, of how delicious her offspring turned out to be."
  • On July 7th 2015, replaced with ratini.


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