Raconteur elf

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Raconteur elf
Monster ID 897
Locations Crimbo Town Toy Factory
Hit Points scales
Attack scales
Defense Scales with player stats
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum elf
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
elven cellocello, elven suicide capsule
Quest elf resistance button
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
raconteur elf You're fighting a raconteur elf

You see that a group of elves has stopped working, and are gathered around another elf, who is telling a series of amusing stories. "And that's how that ol' bear finally learned not to mess with a giant squid," he says, winding up a tale as you walk up. "Hold on, folks -- looks like this here bear hasn't learned to leave us squid alone," he says, and pulls a bat with a nail in it out of his back pocket.

Hit Message(s):

He tells the story of the Adventurer Who Got Punched in the Face, then acts it out. Argh! Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Argh!

He tells the story of the Elf Who Bludgeoned the Adventurer, then acts it out. Oof! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ouch! Argh!

He tells you a long, funny story. It's so entertaining you don't notice he's also broken your femur, until he's done. Oof! Ouch! Argh! Ow! Ugh! Argh!

He tells a story that's so boring you smack yourself in the face to stay awake. Ouch! Argh! Oof! Ow! Eek! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

He tells the story of the Adventurer Who Didn't Notice the Storytelling Elf Was a Distraction from the Elf Sneaking up with a Sledgehammer. It's a real nail-biter! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Ugh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

He stops to take a sip of water.

He tells a long, pointless story. You yawn.

He tells you a long, funny story. You laugh appreciatively.

He tells the story of the Albino With Two Pairs of Pants. You don't quite catch the moral, but it's pretty entertaining.

Fumble Message:

He stops fighting to tell some other elves the story of how the fight's gone so far. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Elfbutton.gifYou acquire an item: elf resistance button (40% chance)*
Celloshot.gifYou acquire an item: elven cellocello (?% chance)*
Cube.gifYou acquire an item: elven suicide capsule (?% chance)*

Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009).