|Locations||Crimbo Town Toy Factory|
|Defense||Scales with player stats|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
|Quest||elf resistance button|
You see that a group of elves has stopped working, and are gathered around another elf, who is telling a series of amusing stories. "And that's how that ol' bear finally learned not to mess with a giant squid," he says, winding up a tale as you walk up. "Hold on, folks -- looks like this here bear hasn't learned to leave us squid alone," he says, and pulls a bat with a nail in it out of his back pocket.
He tells the story of the Adventurer Who Got Punched in the Face, then acts it out. Argh! Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Argh!
He tells the story of the Elf Who Bludgeoned the Adventurer, then acts it out. Oof! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ouch! Argh!
He tells you a long, funny story. It's so entertaining you don't notice he's also broken your femur, until he's done. Oof! Ouch! Argh! Ow! Ugh! Argh!
He tells a story that's so boring you smack yourself in the face to stay awake. Ouch! Argh! Oof! Ow! Eek! Ow!
He tells the story of the Adventurer Who Didn't Notice the Storytelling Elf Was a Distraction from the Elf Sneaking up with a Sledgehammer. It's a real nail-biter! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Ugh! Eek!
He stops to take a sip of water.
He tells a long, pointless story. You yawn.
He tells you a long, funny story. You laugh appreciatively.
He tells the story of the Albino With Two Pairs of Pants. You don't quite catch the moral, but it's pretty entertaining.
He stops fighting to tell some other elves the story of how the fight's gone so far. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: elf resistance button (40% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: elven cellocello (?% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: elven suicide capsule (?% chance)*|
Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009).