Pygmy witch surgeon

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Pygmy witch surgeon
Monster ID 1429
Locations The Hidden Hospital
Hit Points 145
Attack 145
Defense 142
Initiative 80
Meat 140-210
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
bloodied surgical dungarees, half-size scalpel, head mirror, surgical apron, surgical mask
Manuel Entry
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pygmy witch surgeon You're fighting a pygmy witch surgeon

Your typical witch doctors are generally witch GP's, or witch pharmacists. When a pygmy has a really serious ailment -- for example, if there's a demon trapped in their skull that needs to be let out -- they get referred to a witch surgeon to perform the operation.

This one seems pretty sure that you have a demon trapped in your skull. Or at least he thinks it's a possibility, and is willing to risk your life to find out.

Hit Message(s):

He checks your pulse, then does his best to stop it. Ow! Ooh!

He hits you with that little reflex hammer, but he hits way too hard, and you're pretty sure you don't have a reflex in your nipple. Ouch! Ugh!

He hits you with the defibrillator. It's a heart-stopping experience. Oof! Argh!

He removes your <head>, but at least the stitches are nice and even. Ugh! Ouch!

He slices you with a tiny, but wicked sharp, scalpel. Argh! Eek!

He stabs an IV needle into your arm without even warning you. Oh, well, at least it wasn't a catheter. Argh! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

He removes your <shins> and your <head>, then swaps them around and sews you back up. It's surprisingly painful. Ouch! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to check your blood pressure, but the pygmy cuffs are too small to fit you.

He tries to hit you with that little reflex hammer, but you reflexively dodge hammertime.

He tries to hit you with the defibrillator, but can't get everyone to get clear.

He tries to remove your <lower back>, but you insist that you're still using it.

He tries to slice you with a tiny scalpel, but he's used to slicing patients who aren't actively dodging.

He tries to stab you with an IV needle, but can't find a good vein.

Fumble Message:

He drops his scalpel on the floor, gets his hands dirty picking it up, and then has to go sterilize the scalpel and scrub up again. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 140-210 Meat (average: 175, stdev: 14.69)*
Bloodyapron.gifYou acquire an item: surgical apron (100% chance)*
Bloodyshorts.gifYou acquire an item: bloodied surgical dungarees (100% chance)*
Surgmask.gifYou acquire an item: surgical mask (100% chance)*
Headmirror.gifYou acquire an item: head mirror (100% chance)*
Miniscalpel.gifYou acquire an item: half-size scalpel (100% chance)*
You gain ? <substat>.

Occurs in The Hidden Hospital.


  • The surgeon drops only one item each time, with the selection based on what you don't already have (ref).
  • Since all drops are conditional, a yellow ray is not effective.
  • You must have Torso Awaregness (or Best Dressed) for the surgical apron to drop.
  • You can get multiple instances of each drop by closeting the one you want more of.