Pygmy headhunter

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Pygmy headhunter
Monster ID 447
Locations The Hidden Office Building
Hit Points 150
Attack 146
Defense 138
No-Hit 156
Initiative 30
Meat 140-210
Phylum dude
Elements sleaze
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
briefcase, headhunter necktie, pointed stick, world's smallest violin
Manuel pygmy papers
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
pygmy headhunter You're fighting a pygmy headhunter

This is a pygmy in a suit and tie, attempting to recruit all the best pygmies out of neighboring tribes and into his own. Or, failing that, to cut off their heads and impale them on pointy sticks. It's win-win!

Hit Message(s):

He viciously stabs you in the <shoulder> with his pointy stick.Ow! Ooh! Ouch!

He tells you about all the wonderful benefits his tribe provides. While you're mulling over the advantages of a 401k, he stabs you in the head. Ugh! Eek! Oof!

He bashes you in the <thigh> with his briefcase. Oof! Argh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

He cuts off your head and impales it on a pointy stick. Well, not really, but he comes close. Ugh! Oof! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

He pokes his stick at you, but you fail to get the point.

He starts to tell you about all the wonderful benefits his tribe provides. When he starts talking about death and dismemberment insurance, though, you get wise and dodge out of the way.

He somehow manages to get his tie caught in his briefcase, nearly strangling himself.

Fumble Message:

He swings his briefcase at you. Long story short, he misses. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 140-210 Meat (average: 175, stdev: 14.69)*
Briefcase.gifYou acquire an item: briefcase (60% chance)*
Necktie.gifYou acquire an item: headhunter necktie (4.8% chance)*
Sharpstick.gifYou acquire an item: pointed stick (10.1% chance)*
Tinyviolin.gifYou acquire an item: world's smallest violin (4.8% chance)*
You gain 36-37 <substat>.

Occurs in The Hidden Office Building.


  • Headhunting, when referring to the business practice, is more properly known as executive search.


  • Prior to the Hidden City revamp on August 24, 2013, this monster occurred in the Ruins, had 155 defense, and the image: