Pygmy blowgunner

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Pygmy blowgunner
Monster ID 449
Locations The Hidden Park
Hit Points 147
Attack 156
Defense 130
No-Hit 166
Initiative 90
Meat 80-120
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
big bad voodoo mask, pygmy blowgun, pygmy nose-bone
Manuel pygmy dart
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
pygmy blowgunner You're fighting a pygmy blowgunner

This pygmy is armed with a simple projectile device, and an even simpler plan: shoot you, run a short distance away, wait for you to catch up, repeat. The idea is that eventually, you'll get so annoyed that you'll have an aneurysm and die.

Hit Message(s):

He shoots you with his blowgun, then runs a short distance away. Ouch! Ooh! Ugh! Oof! Ooh!

He shoots you with his blowgun, then runs a short distance away. God, you hate him. Oof! Ouch! Ow! Ow! Eek! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

He shoots you with his blowgun, then runs a short distance away. You think you hear a vein in your head go 'pop'. Ugh! Eek! Ooh! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

He stands quietly for a moment, waiting for you to run back into range. Bastard.

He shoots at you with his blowgun, but misses. He hops up and down angrily.

Fumble Message:

He shoots you with his blowgun, but nothing happens. Guess it's time to reload. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 80-120 Meat (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*
Voodoomask.gifYou acquire an item: big bad voodoo mask (5.0% chance)*
Tinyblowgun.gifYou acquire an item: pygmy blowgun (30% chance)*
Pygmybone.gifYou acquire an item: pygmy nose-bone (9.7% chance)*
You gain 39 <substat>.

Occurs in The Hidden Park.

History

  • Prior to the Hidden City revamp on August 24, 2013, this monster occurred in the Ruins, had 145 defense, and the image:
Pygblowgun.gif

References

  • This likely parodies similar foes from the game Diablo II, which force melee characters to chase them all over the damn map, the bastards.