Pygmy blowgunner

Pygmy blowgunner
Monster ID	449
Locations	The Hidden Park
Hit Points	147
Attack	156
Defense	130
No-Hit	166
Initiative	90
Meat	80-120
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops big bad voodoo mask, pygmy blowgun, pygmy nose-bone
Manuel	pygmy dart
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a pygmy blowgunner

This pygmy is armed with a simple projectile device, and an even simpler plan: shoot you, run a short distance away, wait for you to catch up, repeat. The idea is that eventually, you'll get so annoyed that you'll have an aneurysm and die.

Hit Message(s):

He shoots you with his blowgun, then runs a short distance away. Oof! Eek! Ouch! Ouch! Argh!

He shoots you with his blowgun, then runs a short distance away. God, you hate him. Oof! Ugh! Eek! Argh! Ouch! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

He shoots you with his blowgun, then runs a short distance away. You think you hear a vein in your head go 'pop'. Ow! Eek! Oof! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

He stands quietly for a moment, waiting for you to run back into range. Bastard.

He shoots at you with his blowgun, but misses. He hops up and down angrily.

Fumble Message:

He shoots you with his blowgun, but nothing happens. Guess it's time to reload. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 80-120 Meat (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*

You acquire an item: big bad voodoo mask (5.0% chance)*

You acquire an item: pygmy blowgun (30% chance)*

You acquire an item: pygmy nose-bone (9.7% chance)*

You gain 39 <substat>.

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Occurs in The Hidden Park.

History

• Prior to the Hidden City revamp on August 24, 2013, this monster occurred in the Ruins, had 145 defense, and the image:

References

• This likely parodies similar foes from the game Diablo II, which force melee characters to chase them all over the damn map, the bastards.