Pygmy assault squad

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Pygmy assault squad
Monster ID 448
Locations The Hidden Park
Hit Points 148
Attack 152
Defense 136
No-Hit 162
Initiative 50
Meat 100-150
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
bottle of alcohol, jungle drum, pygmy pygment, pygmy spear
Manuel Entry
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pygmy assault squad You're fighting a pygmy assault squad

This group of pygmies has formed a human pyramid, the better to rain death down upon you. Except, individually they're pretty short and the pyramid only stacks up to about your height, so it's more like 'rain death across at you'.

Hit Message(s):

The pygmies all throw spears at you. Your new tribal name is "Bleeds Like Stuck Pig". Ooh! Argh! Ooh! Eek!

A pygmy on the bottom of the pyramid kicks you in the shins. Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Oof!

The topmost pygmy breathes fire, neatly roasting you. Mmm, you smell delicious. Er, I mean, Argh! Ow! Ouch! Ooh! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

The pygmies start a loud war chant, then pelt you with a barrage of spears and fire. It's an experience you chant forget. (Sorry.) Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Oof! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

The pygmies all throw spears at you, creating a neat you-shaped outline on a nearby tree.

A pygmy near the top of the pyramid tries to punch you, but you take a step back and he can't reach.

The topmost pygmy breathes fire at you, but you remember to stop, drop, and roll.

Fumble Message:

The pygmies start a loud war chant, but you kick one of the bottom ones and they all tumble to the ground. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 100-150 Meat (average: 125, stdev: 10.61)*
Bongo.gifYou acquire an item: jungle drum (10.1% chance)*
Tinyspear.gifYou acquire an item: pygmy spear (4.8% chance)*
Pigment.gifYou acquire an item: pygmy pygment (25.4% chance)*
Claybottle.gifYou acquire an item: bottle of alcohol (40% chance)*
You gain 38 <substat>.

Occurs in The Hidden Park.


  • This monster counts as a group (of size two). It takes manifold damage from area-of-effect skills such as Wave of Sauce.


  • Prior to the Hidden City revamp on August 24, 2013, this monster occurred in the Ruins, had 152 defense, and the image:


  • This monster is a reference to the notoriously annoying Fetish Shaman monster from Diablo II, complete with fire-breathing skills.
  • The miss message to "stop, drop, and roll" refers to the advice given by firefighters when someone is on fire. The act of rolling smothers the flames.