PvP Season History

On May 1st 2012 a new PvP system was implemented. In this system PvP competition is broken up into seasons, each of which last for two months. The minigames which determine the outcome of PvP fights are changed at the start of each season, though minis from previous seasons can reappear. This page lists past seasons minigames, and other changes made to PvP rules since the 2012 revamp.

For the current season's minigames, see PvP.

Old Minigames

Season 1

Minigame	Explanation
Balanced Diet Comparison	Who has the most balanced diet? (Most different types of food eaten in the past 30 days)
Birds of a Slimy Feather	Whose clan is the slimiest? (Most Slimy Eyeballs in clan trophy case)
Epic-urean	Who's the supreme hobo? (Most Hobo Power)
Exterminator, Too	Who's the best ratcatcher? (Most drunken rats slain this season)
Flowers Picked	Whose thumb is the greenest? (Most pretty flowers picked this season)
Mystery Contest	??? (Most baggies of powdered sugar in your display case) (KoLSpading thread)
Spelunker	Who's the best spelunker? (Most basement levels cleared this season)
Swimming with the Fishes	Who is the fishiest? (Most turns spent underwater this season)
The Egg Hunt	Who can find the most eggs in 45 seconds? (Highest item drop bonus)
Upward Mobility Contest	Who is the most upwardly mobile? (Total Fame gained this season)
Verbosity Demonstration	Who takes the longest to describe their gear? (Longest equipment names)
Who Will Not Not Eat Them	Who likes green ham the most? (Most green hamhocks eaten this season)

Season 2

Minigame	Explanation
Deepest Diver	Who is the best diver? (Highest diving ability)
Flowers Picked	Whose thumb is the greenest? (Most flowers picked this season)
Least Boring Slideshow	Whose travels are the most interesting? (Most zones visited in the past five days)
Most Murderous*	Most bosses defeated.
Mystery Contest	It's a mystery! (based on length of familiar name and adventures remaining - see here)
Purity	Who is the purest of them all (fewest effects)
Saltiest Mariner*	Whose blood is saltiest? (most slugs of vodka consumed)
Snootee Customer Loyalty*	Most items eaten from Chez Snootee.
Space Tripper	Highest Space Trip score this season.
Spelunker*	Who's the best spelunker? (Most basement levels cleared this season)
Who Runs Bordertown?*	Most adventures spent in the Thugnderdome this season.
Wine Tasting Contest	Who appreciates the finest of wines? (Most different booze items drunk in the last 30 days (or since the start of the season))

* Score increases are multiplied by 2 during a Hardcore run, and 0 during a casual run (for the first 1500 casual turns).

Season 3

Minigame	Explanation
As the Pie Turns*	Who has eaten the most Key Lime Pies?
Bleeding Contest	Who has the most blood in 'em? (Highest current HP)
Flowers Picked*	Whose thumb is the greenest? (Most flowers picked this season)
Laconic Dresser	Who is the most laconic? (Shortest equipment names, 23 points for an empty slot.)
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses?
Most Things Eaten*	Who has eaten the most things this season?
Mystery Contest	It's a mystery. (Number of items in mall store under 1000 meat - see here)
Purity	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
Sooooper Sneaky	Who is the sneakiest? (Highest rate of +non-combat)
Spelunker*	Who's the best spelunker? (Most basement levels cleared this season)
Swimming with the Fishes*	Who is the fishiest? (Most turns spent underwater this season)
What is it Good For?*	Who has embraced war? (Most turns spent fighting on the battlefield of the Hippy/Frat War.)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

• Most Things Eaten is not a test of the number of different things. You can eat 30 good brains and get 30 points.

• Not all of the obvious bosses count toward the Most Murderous mini. The list of eligible bosses is (almost?) the same as the list of badass pie donors for the Knob Goblin Organ Grinder. Ed the Undying used to count at the beginning of season 2, but was changed multiple times; current status unknown.

• Sooooper Sneaky reports +combat modifiers as negative values, making it a great way to spade both kinds of combat frequency modifier (or just to check which ballroom song you have active).

• Everything Looks Yellow (or Red) and On the Trail count against Purity, even though they are not decremented by PvP fights. Timers do not count against Purity.

• Faxed (and/or copied) war hippies and frats count toward the What is it Good For? mini, even if the war is over.

Season 4

Minigame	Explanation
Balanced Diet Comparison	Who has the most balanced diet? (Most different types of food eaten in the past 30 days)
Deepest Diver	Who is the best diver? (Highest diving ability)
Flowers Picked*	Whose thumb is the greenest? (Most flowers picked this season)
Karmic Battle	Whose soul is the strongest? (Most Karma earned this season)
Living Forever	Most fame wins.
Newest Born†	Shortest lifespan wins. (Shortest time since last ascension)
Sharing the Love*	Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.
Showing Initiative	Highest initiative wins.
Snootee Customer Loyalty*	Most items eaten from Chez Snootee.
Swimming with the Fishes*	Who is the fishiest? (Most turns spent underwater this season)
Verbosity Demonstration	Who takes the longest to describe their gear? (Longest equipment names)
Who Runs Bordertown?*	Most adventures spent in the Thugnderdome this season.

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

• Balanced Diet Comparison consumption counts back 30 days, or to the start of the PvP season, whichever is later. (This is different from the Season 1 version, which included foods eaten before the start of the season.)
• Karmic Battle does not count Karma earned in Casual ascensions, or by discarding Instant Karma.
• Initially, Newest Born reported the time in seconds. This was changed to microcenturies a couple days later.

Season 5

Minigame	Explanation
Broad Resistance Contest	Who is the most diversely resistant? (Highest value for weakest specific-element resistance)
How Hung Over Are You?	Who is the most hung over? (Highest drunkenness yesterday)
Karmic Battle	Whose soul is the strongest? (Most Karma earned this season)
Laconic Dresser	Who is the most laconic? (Shortest equipment names, 23 points for an empty slot.)
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses?
Newest Born†	Shortest lifespan wins.
Purity	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
Saltiest Mariner*	Whose blood is saltiest? (most slugs of vodka consumed)
Showing Initiative	Who is the quickest? (Highest initiative bonus)
The Egg Hunt	Who can find the most eggs in 45 seconds? (Highest item drop bonus)
What is it Good For?*	Who has embraced war? (Most turns spent fighting on the battlefield of the Hippy/Frat War.)
Wine Tasting Contest	Who appreciates the finest of wines? (Most different booze items drunk in the last 30 days (or since the start of the season))

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 6

Minigame	Explanation
Broad Resistance Contest	Who is the most diversely resistant? (Highest value for weakest specific-element resistance)
Deepest Diver	Who is the best diver? (Highest diving ability)
Familiar Show	Whose familiar has been sneaking the most chocolate? (Heaviest familiar)
Letter of the Moment	Who has the most instances of a specified letter in their equipment. (Changes to another letter after a period of time.)
Lightest Load	Whose clothes are the lightest? (Lowest total pants/shirt/hat power)
Most Unbalanced	Who is the Most Unbalanced? ((Your score is your buffed main stat divided by the sum of your other two buffed stats times 10000 divided by 8 times 2 times 4 times 3 divided by 3))
Mystery Contest	It's a Mystery. (Based on the last two digits of your current meat in hand, see here)
Out of the Frying Pan	Most recently blessed by the Deep Fat Friars since rollover.
Purity	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
Sharing the Love*	Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.
Sooooper Sneaky	Who is the sneakiest? (Highest rate of +non-combat)
Verbosity Demonstration	Who takes the longest to describe their gear? (Longest equipment names)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 7

Minigame	Explanation
Balanced Diet Comparison	Who has the most balanced diet? (Most different types of food eaten in the past 30 days)
Flowers Picked*	Whose thumb is the greenest? (Most flowers picked this season)
Laconic Dresser	Who is the most laconic? (Shortest equipment names, 23 points for an empty slot.)
Letter of the Moment	Who has the most instances of a specified letter in their equipment. (Changes to another letter after a period of time.)
Newest Born†	Shortest lifespan wins.
Out of the Frying Pan	Most recently blessed by the Deep Fat Friars.
Purity	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
Showing Initiative	Who is the quickest? (Highest initiative bonus).
Spelunker*	Who's the best spelunker? (Most basement levels cleared this season)
Swimming with the Fishes*	Who is the fishiest? (Most turns spent underwater this season)
What is it Good For?*	Who has embraced war? (Most turns spent fighting on the battlefield of the Hippy/Frat War.)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

• Balanced Diet Comparison consumption counts back 30 days, or to the start of the PvP season, whichever is later.

• Most Things Eaten is not a test of the number of different things. You can eat 30 good brains and get 30 points.

• Everything Looks Yellow (or Red) and On the Trail count against Purity, even though they are not decremented by PvP fights. Timers and Intrinsic Effects do not count against Purity.

• Faxed (and/or copied) war hippies and frats count toward the What is it Good For? mini, even if the war is over.

• Season 7 is the first season since the revamp to have no new minigames. 7 out of the 11 minis were also used during Season 3.

• Some time during Season 7 the words 'since rollover' were removed from the description of the Out of the Frying Pan mini. The mini never was counted 'since rollover,' it simply counted the last time you received a buff from the Friars.

Season 8

Minigame	Explanation
Chicle Champion*	Who is the most annoyed? (Most encounters with the chicle kid this season)
Exterminator, Too*	Who's the best ratcatcher? (Most drunken rats slain this season)
Karmic Battle	Whose soul is the strongest? (Most Karma earned this season)
Laconic Dresser	Who is the most laconic? (Shortest equipment names, 23 points for an empty slot.)
Least Boring Slideshow	Whose travels are the most interesting? (Most zones visited in the past ten days)
Lightest Load	Whose clothes are the lightest? (Lowest total pants/shirt/hat power)
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses?
Most Things Eaten*	Who has eaten the most things this season?
Sharing the Love*	Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.
Snootee Customer Loyalty*	Most items eaten from Chez Snootee.
Upward Mobility Contest*	Who is the most upwardly mobile? (Total Fame gained this season)
What is it Good For?*	Who has embraced war? (Most turns spent fighting on the battlefield of the Hippy/Frat War.)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

• For Exterminator, Too, drunken rats count as one, a bunch of drunken rats counts as 3, and a drunken rat king counts as 5. Stomping a drunken rat into paste counts as one.

Season 9

Minigame	Explanation
As the Pie Turns*	Who has eaten the most Key Lime Pies?
Deepest Diver	Who is the best diver?
Diagnosis: Murder*	Who has diagnosed the most ghosts?
Dysmnesia: Butler	Who has forgotten to kill the butler most recently? (lower score wins)
Exterminator, Too*	Who's the best ratcatcher? (Most drunken rats slain this season)
Flowers Picked*	Whose thumb is the greenest? (Most flowers picked this season)
Least Boring Slideshow	Whose travels are the most interesting? (Most zones visited in the past ten days)
Letter of the Moment	Who has the most <letter>s in their equipment. (Changing to <letter> in X seconds.)
Most Things Eaten*	Who has eaten the most things this season?
Purity	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
Sharing the Love*	Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.
The Egg Hunt	Who can find the most eggs in 45 seconds? (Highest item drop bonus)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

• For Exterminator, Too, drunken rats count as one, a bunch of drunken rats counts as 3, and a drunken rat king counts as 5. Stomping a drunken rat into paste counts as one.
• Your score for Diagnosis: Murder is the number of tongue depressors you've used on ghosts in combat. Ghosts in The Suburbs of Dis do not count.
• Your score for Dysmnesia: Butler is related to running away from Skelter Butleton, the Butler Skeleton.

Season 10

Minigame	Explanation
Broad Resistance Contest	Who is the most diversely resistant? (Highest value for weakest specific-element resistance)
Dysmnesia: Butler	Who has forgotten to kill the butler most recently? (lower score wins)
Exterminator, Too*	Who's the best ratcatcher? (Most drunken rats slain this season)
Laconic Dresser	Who is the most laconic? (Shortest equipment names, 23 points for an empty slot.)
Lightest Load	Whose clothes are the lightest? (Lowest total pants/shirt/hat power)
Microbrew and You*	Most drinks drunk from The Gnomish Microbrewery.
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses?
Most Saisons*	Whose debauchery is the most seasonal? (most saisons de lune consumed)
Purity	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
Showing Initiative	Highest initiative wins.
What is it Good For?*	Who has embraced war? (Most turns spent fighting on the battlefield of the Hippy/Frat War.)
Wine Tasting Contest	Who appreciates the finest of wines? (Most different booze items drunk in the last 30 days (or since the start of the season))

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

• For Exterminator, Too, drunken rats count as one, a bunch of drunken rats counts as 3, and a drunken rat king counts as 5. Stomping a drunken rat into paste counts as one.
• Your score for Dysmnesia: Butler is related to running away from Skelter Butleton, the Butler Skeleton.

Season 11

Minigame	Explanation
Broad Resistance Contest	Who is the most diversely resistant? (Highest value for weakest specific-element resistance)
Karmic Battle	Whose soul is the strongest? (Most Karma earned this season)
Meat Lover	Who craves the most meat. (Highest +% meat from monsters)
Most Things Eaten*	Who has eaten the most things this season?
Operation: Nemesis	Who has defeated their nemesis most recently.
Purity	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
Sharing the Love*	Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.
Snootee Customer Loyalty*	Most items eaten from Chez Snootee.
Spelunker*	Who's the best spelunker? (Most basement levels cleared this season)
Upward Mobility Contest*	Who is the most upwardly mobile? (Total Fame gained this season)
Verbosity Demonstration	Who takes the longest to describe their gear? (Longest equipment names)
What is it Good For?*	Who has embraced war? (Most turns spent fighting on the battlefield of the Hippy/Frat War.)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

• Karmic Battle does not count Karma earned in Casual ascensions, or by discarding Instant Karma.
• Most Things Eaten is not a test of the number of different things. You can eat 30 good brains and get 30 points.
• Everything Looks Yellow (or Red) and On the Trail count against Purity, even though they are not decremented by PvP fights. Timers and Intrinsic Effects do not count against Purity.
• Faxed (and/or copied) war hippies and frats count toward the What is it Good For? mini, even if the war is over.

Season 12

Minigame	Explanation
Briniest Liver*	Whose liver is most able to digest slugs? (Most turns of Brined Liver over the course of this season.)
Diagnosis: Murder*	Who has diagnosed and defeated the most ghosts?
Karmic Battle	Whose soul is the strongest? (Most Karma earned this season)
Laconic Dresser	Who is the most laconic? (Shortest equipment names, 23 points for an empty slot.)
Letter of the Moment	Who has the most <letter>s in their equipment. (Changing to <letter> in X seconds.)
Microbrew and You*	Most drinks drunk from The Gnomish Microbrewery.
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses?
Mostly Not Poisoned	Who is the most not all that much poisoned? (Most turns of A Little Bit Poisoned.)
Out of the Frying Pan	Most recently blessed by the Deep Fat Friars. (Lower score wins)
Purity	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
Spelunker*	Who's the best spelunker? (Most basement levels cleared this season)
The Egg Hunt	Who can find the most eggs in 45 seconds? (Highest item drop bonus)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

• Karmic Battle does not count Karma earned in Casual ascensions, or by discarding Instant Karma, or by prematurely terminating an ascension.
• Your score for Diagnosis: Murder is the number of tongue depressors you've used on ghosts in combat. See the minigames page to see what monsters count as ghosts.
• Timers, Intrinsic Effects and effects that are not decremented by PvP fights (such as Everything Looks Yellow or Red and On the Trail) do not count against Purity.

Season 13

Minigame	Explanation
Dysmnesia: Butler	Who has forgotten to kill the butler most recently? (lower score wins)
Exterminator, Too*	Who's the best ratcatcher? (Most drunken rats slain this season)
Least Boring Slideshow	Whose travels are the most interesting? (Most zones visited in the past ten days)
Meat Lover	Who craves the most meat. (Highest +% meat from monsters)
Microbrew and You*	Most drinks drunk from The Gnomish Microbrewery.
Purity	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
Sharing the Love*	Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.
Snootee Customer Loyalty*	Most items eaten from Chez Snootee.
The Egg Hunt	Who can find the most eggs in 45 seconds? (Highest item drop bonus)
Verbosity Demonstration	Who takes the longest to describe their gear? (Longest equipment names)
What is it Good For?*	Who has embraced war? (Most turns spent fighting on the battlefield of the Hippy/Frat War.)
Who Runs Bordertown?*	Most adventures spent in the Thugnderdome this season.

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

• Timers, Intrinsic Effects and effects that are not decremented by PvP fights (such as Everything Looks Yellow or Red and On the Trail) do not count against Purity.

Season 14

Minigame	Explanation
Broad Resistance Contest	Who is the most diversely resistant? (Highest value for weakest specific-element resistance)
Embrace the Police*	Who has spent the most turns in crowd control at the Red Zeppelin? (Defeated the most non-straggling protesters in combat.)
Flowers Picked*	Whose thumb is the greenest? (Most flowers picked this season)
Karmic Battle	Whose soul is the strongest? (Most Karma earned this season)
Laconic Dresser	Who is the most laconic? (Shortest equipment names, 23 points for an empty slot.)
Most Things Eaten*	Who has eaten the most things this season?
Operation: Nemesis	Who has defeated their nemesis most recently.
Purity	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
Sharing the Love*	Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.
Showing Initiative	Highest initiative wins.
Snootee Customer Loyalty*	Most items eaten from Chez Snootee.
Spelunker*	Who's the best spelunker? (Most basement levels cleared this season)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

• Timers, Intrinsic Effects and effects that are not decremented by PvP fights (such as Everything Looks Yellow or Red and On the Trail) do not count against Purity.

Season 15

Minigame	Explanation
Bilge Hunter*	Who has helped keep the bilge clearrr of masses of rats? (Most drunken rat kings defeated.)
Death to Ninja!*	Support piracy, kill a ninja! (Most ninja defeated while wearrring swashbuckling garrrb.)
Garrrgle Blaster Collector*	Who has earrrned the most Pan-Dimensional Garrrgle Blasters?
Karrrmic Battle	Whose soul is the strongest? (Most Karrrma earrrned)
Letter of the Moment	Who has the most instances of a specified letter in their equipment. (Changes to another letter after a period of time.)
Liver of the Damned*	Who has consumed the most cursed bottles of rum?
Moarrr Booze!	Who is most adept at searrrching for booze? (Highest +booze drops bonus)
Pirate Warrrs!*	Who killed the most pirates yesterday?
Purrrity	Pirates can't pronounce those Rs properly, who has the fewest effects with an R in the name.
Scurvy Challenge*	Who has loaded their system with enough citrus fruit to avoid scurvy? (Most citrus fruit eaten.)
Searrrching for Booty*	Who has smashed the most barrrrels, looking for booty? (In the barrrrel full of barrrrels.)
True Pirate*	Who has consumed the most grog?

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

• Karrrmic Battle does not count Karrrma earned in Casual ascensions, or by discarding Instant Karrrma, or by prematurely terminating an ascension.

• Timers, Intrinsic Effects and effects that are not decremented by PvP fights (such as Everything Looks Yellow or Red and On the Trail) do not count against Purrrity.

Season 16

Minigame	Explanation
All Bundled Up	Who is bundled up for winter? (Most cold resistance)
Biggest Fruitcake*	Who is the biggest fruitcake? (Consumed the most cake and/or fruit this season. You are what you eat!)
Checking It Twice*	Who has defeated the most opponents at least twice each?
Conservational Yule*	Most lumberjacks from Camp Logging Camp defeated.
Creative Holiday Feasting	Who has crammed the most unique foods into their gullet, to celebrate the Holidays!
Holiday Spirit(s)!	Who is most efficient at providing Holiday Cheer? (highest bonus booze drops)
Nog Lover*	Who has consumed the most eggnog?
On the Nice List	Who has the best karma? (Ok, the most karma this season.) Gotta earn that karma so Uncle Crimbo can reward you!
Peace on Earth	Who's most actively avoiding combat?
Spirit of Gnoel*	Who has killed the most gnomes this season?
Spirit of Noel	Who has the fewest Ls in their effects and gear?
Unbroken Holiday Spirit*	Who has kept their Holiday Spirit alive? (Longest current streak of successful random attacks)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 17

Minigame	Explanation
All Bundled Up	Who is bundled up for winter? (Most cold resistance)
Best Served Repeatedly*	Some say revenge is best served cold, but those in the heart of winter know it's always cold and best served over and over. (Most attacks against a single PvP opponent.)
Foreigner Reference*	Who's liver is as cold as ice, and willing to be sacrificed? (Most "ice-cold" booze consumed.)
Frostily Ephemeral	Who's life is most ephemeral, like a morning frost? (Most recently ascended.)
Frozen Dinners*	Who has eaten the most food from the frozen north? (at Chez Snootée)
Icy Hunter*	Who has defeated the most Ice Skates?
Icy Revenge*	Who was taken their vengeance out on the most bosses?
Nog Lover*	What's better on a cold winter day than some egg nog? (Most egg nog consumed.)
Purity	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
Ready to Melt*	Who is ready to melt the most ice? (Highest hot damage and hot spell damage)
Sharing the Love (to stay warm)*	Who has huddled/cuddled/struggled with the most people in an attempt to stay warm. (Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.)
Snow Patrol*	Who's on snow patrol? (Most kills on the battlefield with Stupendous Cold protection or better.)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 18

Minigame	Explanation
Fashion Show	Whose clothes are the fashionablest? Get up on the bar and strut your stuff! (Highest total pants/shirt/hat power, and none of that fancy dancy Tao stuff.)
Hah, It's a Mystery!	I'm not telling. Also, I can't remember. Burrrrrrp. (The judges know how much everybody loves these!)
Hold Your Nose	Who's most prepared to use the dive bar bathroom? (highest stench protection)
Innuendo Master	Nothing says suave like 10 beers and some cheesy pick up lines. (Most sleaze damage + sleaze spell damage)
It's a Mystery, Also!	Shhh. I'm not supposed to tell the contestants that the winner of this mini is the player with the largest... equipment.
Laconic Dresser	Who is the most laconic? (Shortest equipment names, 23 points for an empty slot.)
Letter of the Moment	Who has the most <letter>s in their equipment. (Changing to <other letter> in X seconds.)
Purity	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
Rats! Again!*	This bar is swarming with rats! (Most drunken rats slain this season)
Sooooper Sneaky	Who is the sneakiest? (Highest rate of +non-combat)
The Egg Hunt	Who can find the most pickled eggs behind the bar in 45 seconds? (Highest item drop bonus)
Trophy Stacking Match	Who can drunkenly stack their trophies the highest? (Largest number of trophies)
Whatever, Here's a 13th Mini	Most not on the dev team. Take that suckers!

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

• Your score for Hah, It's a Mystery! is the number of adventures spent in a Drunken Stupor in your current ascension.
• Your score for It's a Mystery, Also! is the same as Verbosity - the total length (in "characters") of the names of all equipment worn (including familiar equipment).

Season 19

Minigame	Explanation
Barely Dressed	Whose outfit is most in touch with their inner bear. (Least gear worn.)
Basket Reaver*	Most picnic baskets taken from poor black widows by murdering them and taking their things after combat.
Bear Hugs All Around*	Who has bear hugged the most... friends. (Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.)
Beary Famous*	Who is busy clawing their way to the top? (Total Fame earned this season)
Grave Robbery	Who most recently robbed a grave in an orgy of bear verbs? (fewer hours since encountering the Bear Verb Orgy adventure)
Hibernation Ready	Are you ready for winter? (Most cold resistant)
Maul Power	Whose maul attack is the most powerful? (Highest bonus weapon damage)
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses? (With new and improved boss list!)
Most Things Eaten*	Who has eaten the most things this season?
Northern Digestion*	Most items eaten in the rugged north... from a quaint little cafe? (Most items eaten from Chez Snootee.)
Polar Envy	All bears wish they were pure white monsters, like the noble Polar Bear. (fewest effects marring their aura)
Visiting The Cousins*	Who has spent the most time with the domesticated bugbears? (Turns spent in the Bugbear pens)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 20

Minigame	Explanation
Death to Ninja!*	Support piracy, kill a ninja! (Most ninja defeated while wearrring swashbuckling garrrb.)
Karrrmic Battle	Whose soul is the strongest? (Most Karrrma earrrned)
Letter of the Moment	Who has the most Rs in their equipment. (Changing to R in # seconds.)
Moarrrrrr Booze!	Who is most adept at searrrching for booze? (Highest +booze drops bonus)
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses? (With new and improved boss list!)
Pirate Warrrs!*	Who killed the most pirates yesterday?
Pirate's Favorite Drink	What's a pirate's favorite drink? Anything he can get! (Most types of booze consumed in the last 30 days (or since the seasons starrrted))
Piratical Looting	Who was pillaged the most campsites and taken valuable... pretty flowers? Yarrrrr. Shiver me flower!
Purrrity	Pirates can't pronounce those Rs properly, who has the fewest effects with an R in the name.
Scurvy Challenge*	Who has loaded their system with enough citrus fruit to avoid scurvy? (Most citrus fruit eaten.)
Searrrching for Booty*	Who has smashed the most barrrrels, looking for booty? (In the barrrrel full of barrrrels.)
Smellin' Like a Stinkin' Rose	Who's smelling most like a dandy rose? (Highest rate of +non-combat)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 21

Minigame	Explanation
15 Minutes of Fame*	Who's had the most minutes in the spotlight? (Total Fame gained this season)
80 Days and Counting*	Who has imbibed the most Around the Worlds?
Back to Square One	Who most recently ascended?
Baker's Dozen*	Who has spent the most time in the Madness Bakery?
Checking It Twice*	Who has defeated the most opponents at least twice each?
Dressed to the 9s	Who has the most numerical digits in their outfit?
Fahrenheit 451	Who's ready to burn? (Highest hot damage and hot spell damage)
I Like Pi*	Who has eaten the most key lime pi? Er, Pie.
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses? (With new and improved boss list!)
Rule 42	Who most recently prepared to face a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal? (lower score wins)
Tea for 2, 3, 4 or More*	Who has consumed the most tea this season?
Zero Tolerance*	Who's consumed the least booze this season?

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 22

Minigame	Explanation
All Bundled Up	Who is bundled up for winter? (Most cold resistance)
Checking It Twice*	Who has defeated the most opponents at least twice each?
Conservational Yule*	Most lumberjacks from Camp Logging Camp defeated.
Creative Holiday Feasting	Who has crammed the most unique foods into their gullet, to celebrate the Holidays!
Early Shopper	Who has gotten their holiday shopping done early? (Highest "initiative" wins.)
Holiday Spirit(s)!	Who is most efficient at providing Holiday Cheer? (highest bonus booze drops)
Into the Holiday Bunker*	The Holiday season can be stressful, see how far into the basement you can hide. (Most basement levels cleared this season)
On the Nice List	Who has the best karma? (Ok, the most karma this season.) Gotta earn that karma so Uncle Crimbo can reward you!
Peace on Earth	Who's most actively avoiding combat?
Purity	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
Spirit of Gnoel*	Who has killed the most gnomes this season?
Unbroken Holiday Spirit*	Who has kept their Holiday Spirit alive? (Longest current streak of successful random attacks)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 23

Minigame	Explanation
Craft Brew is Optimal*	Nothing says optimal like a delicious hand crafted Blue Moon! (Most drinks from the Gnomish Microbrewery.)
DEFACE	Which outfit fits best into a four-bit array? (most hexadecimal digits in the outfit name.)
Familiar Rotation*	Who has kept their familiars in balance by rotating them each non-casual ascension? (Most unique familiars shown in ascension history since the season started.)
Obviously Optimal*	Who has fetched the most optimal drinks? (The Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster from Fernswarthy's basement is obviously optimal.)
Optimal Ascension	Who is the most optimal? (Ascended most recently.)
Optimal Dresser	Who has wasted the least energy applying body coverings? (Lowest total pants/shirt/hat power)
Optimal Drinking*	Who has obtained the most turns of effects while also drinking?
Optimal PvP*	Who is optimal at PvP? (Most total fame gained this season.)
Optimal Variety	Who has consumed the most unique booze in the past 0x10 days?
Outfit Compression	Who uses the fewest bytes for outfit storage? (Shortest equipment names, 23 points for an empty slot.)
The Optimal Stat	Who has the highest Item Drop Bonus?
Totally Optimal*	Who has taken the optimal path through the Copperhead quest and beat up the most non-straggling protesters at the Zeppelin?

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 24

Minigame	Explanation
All Bundled Up	Who is bundled up for winter? (Most cold resistance)
Burrowing Deep*	Who had dug down the deepest in to the earth for warmth and collected the most Gargleblasters from Fernswarthy's basement this season?
Foreigner Reference*	Whose liver is as cold as ice, and willing to be sacrificed? (Most "ice-cold" booze consumed.)
Frostily Ephemeral	Whose life is most ephemeral, like a morning frost? (Most recently ascended.)
Frozen Dinners*	Who has eaten the most food from the frozen north? (at Chez Snootée)
Ice Hunter*	Who has defeated the most Ice Skates?
Icy Revenge*	Who was taken their vengeance out on the most bosses?
Nog Lover *	Yay, eggnog! (most eggnog consumed)
Purity	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
Ready to Melt	Who is ready to melt the most ice? (Highest hot damage and hot spell damage)
Sharing the Love (to stay warm)*	Who has huddled/cuddled/struggled with the most people in an attempt to stay warm. (Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.)
Snow Patrol*	Who's on snow patrol? (Most kills on the battlefield with Stupendous Cold protection or better.)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 25

Minigame	Explanation
Barely Dressed	Least gear worn.
Basket Reaver*	Most picnic baskets taken from poor black widows by murdering them and taking their things after combat.
Bear Hugs All Around*	Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.
Bearly Legal*	Most meat dropped by Mer-kin Miners.
Grave Robbery	Fewer hours since encountering the Bear Verb Orgy adventure.
Hibernation Ready	Most cold resistant.
Maul Power	Highest bonus weapon damage.
Most Things Eaten*	Most things eaten.
Northern Digestion*	Most items eaten from Chez Snootee.
Polar Envy	Purity.
Visiting the Cousins*	Most turns spent in the Bugbear pens.
What's in the Basket?*	Who has gained the most turns from eating key lime pies.

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 26

Minigame	Explanation
15 Minutes of Fame*	Who's had the most minutes in the spotlight? (Total Fame gained this season)
80 Days and Counting*	Who has imbibed the most Around the Worlds?
Back to Square One	Who most recently ascended?
Baker's Dozen*	Who has spent the most time in the Madness Bakery?
Checking It Twice*	Who has defeated the most opponents at least twice each?
Dressed to the 9s	Who has the most numerical digits in their outfit?
Fahrenheit 451	Who's ready to burn? (Highest hot damage and hot spell damage)
I Like Pi*	Who has eaten the most key lime pi? Er, Pie.
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses? (With new and improved boss list!)
Rule 42	Who most recently prepared to face a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal? (lower score wins)
Tea for 2, 3, 4 or More*	Who has consumed the most tea this season?
The Purity is Right	Who has the closest to 0 effects without going under?

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 27

Minigame	Explanation
An Open Mind	Who has the most open mind for new ideas? (Fewest active effects.)
Decisions, decisions?*	It's pledge day! You've got to decide, are you a frat or a hippy? Get out your weapons and interview some potential brothers or sisters! (Most turns spent fighting on the battlefield of the Hippy/Frat War.)
Freshman Fifteen*	Who has packed on the weight this season? (Most experience gained by familiars)
Freshman Rule!	Freshman are so fresh, so new, so strong, so free from the cynicism and brokenness of the upper classes. Are you fresh, man? (Most recently ascended.)
Horizon Broadening	Education is about broadening your horizons and trying new things. Intoxicating things. (Who has consumed the most unique types of booze in the past 30 days)
Hot for Teacher	Who has the most Hots for their teachers? (Highest hot damage and hot spell damage)
Lifelong Learning	Who has had the most lifetimes to learn? (Karma earned this season.)
School Lunch*	Oh boy, school lunch. I think it's even better than last year! (Most ancient frozen dinner's consumed.
Spirit Day	It's one of those crazy school spirit days where everyone wears clothes with the letter R in their equipment. Who has the most? (Changing to Q in 72942 seconds.)
The Chalk Dust Fiasco*	Teachers are complaining about an epidemic of chalk dust. Who has taken out the most culprits? (Most chalkdust wraiths killed.)
Well-Rounded	Who is the most well-rounded student? (Highest randomly-selected off-stat)
Who's the Boss?*	Show those other schools who is the boss. All of them. (Most schools (of fish) defeated.)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 28

Minigame	Explanation
All Bundled Up	Who is bundled up for winter? (Most cold resistance)
Biggest Fruitcake*	Who is the biggest fruitcake? (Consumed the most cake and/or fruit this season. You are what you eat!)
Checking It Twice*	Who has packed on the weight this season? (Most experience gained by familiars)
Conservational Yule*	Most lumberjacks from Camp Logging Camp defeated.
Creative Holiday Feasting	Who has crammed the most unique foods into their gullet, to celebrate the Holidays!
Hibernation Preperation*	Who is prepping their familiars for a long winter hibernation? (Most experience gained by familiars at the end of combat.)
Holiday Shopping*	You know what makes a great holiday gift? Gargle Blasters! (Who has earned the most Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blasters?)
Holiday Spirit(s)!	Who is most efficient at providing Holiday Cheer? (highest bonus booze drops)
Nog Lover*	Yay, eggnog! (most eggnog consumed)
Peace on Earth	Who's most actively avoiding combat?
Spirit of Gnoel*	Who has killed the most gnomes this season?
Spirit of Noel	Who has the fewest Ls in their effects and gear?

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 29

Minigame	Explanation
Barely Dressed	Least gear worn.
Basket Reaver*	Most picnic baskets taken from poor black widows by murdering them and taking their things after combat.
Bear Hugs All Around*	Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.
Beary Famous*	Total Fame earned this season.
Grave Robbery	Fewer hours since encountering the Bear Verb Orgy adventure.
Hibernation Ready	Most cold resistant.
Maul Power	Highest bonus weapon damage.
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses?
Most Things Eaten*	Who has eaten the most things this season?
Northern Digestion*	Most items eaten from Chez Snootee.
Polar Envy	Fewest effects marring their aura.
Visiting the Cousins*	Turns spent in the Bugbear pens.

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 30

Minigame	Explanation
A Nice Cold One	Who is most adept at searching for a nice cold one? (Highest +booze drops bonus)
All Bundled Up	Who is bundled up for winter? (Most cold resistance)
Best Served Repeatedly*	Some say revenge is best served cold, but those in the heart of winter know it's always cold and best served over and over. (Most attacks against a single PvP opponent.)
Burrowing Deep*	Who has dug down the deepest in to the earth for warmth and collected the most Gargleblasters from Fernswarthy's basement this season?
Foreigner Reference*	Whose liver is as cold as ice, and willing to be sacrificed? (Most "ice-cold" booze consumed.)
Frostily Ephemeral	Whose life is most ephemeral, like a morning frost? (Most recently ascended.)
Frozen Dinners*	Who has eaten the most food from the frozen north? (at Chez Snootée)
Ice Hunter*	Who has defeated the most Ice Skates?
Icy Revenge*	Who has taken their vengeance out on the most bosses?
Purity	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
Ready to Melt	Who is ready to melt the most ice? (Highest hot damage and hot spell damage)
Snow Patrol*	Who's on snow patrol? (Most kills on the battlefield with Stupendous Cold protection or better.)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 31

Minigame	Explanation
Bilge Hunter*	Who has helped keep the bilge clearrr of masses of rats? (Most drunken rat kings defeated.)
Death to Ninja!*	Support piracy, kill a ninja! (Most ninja defeated while wearrring swashbuckling garrrb.)
Dressed in Rrrags	Pirates don't be needin' no stinkin' fancy clothes, aye? (Shortest equipment names, 23 points for an empty slot.)
Karrrmic Battle	Whose soul is the strongest? (Most Karrrma earrrned)
Letter of the Moment	Who has the most Rs in their equipment. (Changing to R in X seconds.)
Liver of the Damned*	Who has consumed the most cursed bottles of rum?
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses?
Pirate Warrrs!*	Who killed the most pirates yesterday?
Purrrity	Pirates can't pronounce those Rs properly, who has the fewest effects with an R in the name.
Scurvy Challenge*	Who has loaded their system with enough citrus fruit to avoid scurvy? (Most citrus fruit eaten.)
Smellin' Like a Stinkin' Rose*	Who's smelling most like a dandy rose? (Highest rate of +non-combat)
Thirrrsty forrr Booze	Who is most adept at finding more booze. (Highest +booze drops)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 32

Minigame	Explanation
Craft Brew is Optimal*	Nothing says optimal like a delicious hand crafted Blue Moon! (Most drinks from the Gnomish Microbrewery.)
DEFACE	Which outfit fits best into a four-bit array? (most hexadecimal digits in the outfit name.)
Familiar Rotation*	Who has kept their familiars in balance by rotating them each non-casual ascension? (Most unique familiars shown in ascension history since the season started.)
Obviously Optimal*	Who has fetched the most optimal drinks? (The Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster from Fernswarthy's basement is obviously optimal.)
Optimal Ascension	Who is the most optimal? (Ascended most recently.)
Optimal Dresser	Who has wasted the least energy applying body coverings? (Lowest total pants/shirt/hat power)
Optimal Drinking*	Who has obtained the most turns of effects while also drinking?
Optimal PvP*	Who is optimal at PvP? (Most total fame gained this season.)
Optimal Variety	Who has consumed the most unique booze in the past 0x10 days?
Outfit Compression	Who uses the fewest bytes for outfit storage? (Shortest equipment names, 23 points for an empty slot.)
The Optimal Stat	Who has the highest Item Drop Bonus?
Totally Optimal*	Who has taken the optimal path through the Copperhead quest and beat up the most non-straggling protesters at the Zeppelin?

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 33

Minigame	Explanation
An Open Mind	Who has the most open mind for new ideas? (Fewest active effects.)
Decisions, decisions?*	It's pledge day! You've got to decide, are you a frat or a hippy? Get out your weapons and interview some potential brothers or sisters! (Most turns spent fighting on the battlefield of the Hippy/Frat War.)
Freshman Fifteen*	Who has packed on the weight this season? (Most experience gained by familiars)
Freshman Rule!	Freshman are so fresh, so new, so strong, so free from the cynicism and brokenness of the upper classes. Are you fresh, man? (Most recently ascended.)
Horizon Broadening	Education is about broadening your horizons and trying new things. Intoxicating things. (Who has consumed the most unique types of booze in the past 30 days)
Hot for Teacher	Who has the most Hots for their teachers? (Highest hot damage and hot spell damage)
Lifelong Learning	Who has had the most lifetimes to learn? (Karma earned this season.)
School Lunch*	Oh boy, school lunch. I think it's even better than last year! (Most ancient frozen dinner's consumed.
School Pride	Whose clothes show the most school pride? (Highest total pants/shirt/hat power, and none of that fancy dancy Tao stuff.)
Spirit Day	It's one of those crazy school spirit days where everyone wears clothes with the letter R in their equipment. Who has the most? (Changing to Q in 72942 seconds.)
The Chalk Dust Fiasco*	Teachers are complaining about an epidemic of chalk dust. Who has taken out the most culprits? (Most chalkdust wraiths killed.)
Who's the Boss?*	Show those other schools who is the boss. All of them. (Most schools (of fish) defeated.)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 34

Minigame	Explanation
Canes, Candy Canes*	Who has eaten the most candy canes?
Checking It Twice*	Who has defeated the most opponents at least twice each?
Early Shopper	Who has gotten their holiday shopping done early? (Highest "initiative" wins.)
Getting in the Holiday Spirits*	Who has consumed the most booze items this season?
Hibernation Preparation*	Who is prepping their familiars for a long winter hibernation? (Most experience gained by familiars at the end of combat.)
Holiday Shopping*	You know what makes a great holiday gift? Gargle Blasters! (Who has earned the most Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blasters?)
On the Nice List	Who has the best karma? (Ok, the most karma this season.) Gotta earn that karma so Uncle Crimbo can reward you!
Peace on Earth	Who's most actively avoiding combat?
PvP/minigames#Purity	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
Snow Patrol*	Who's on snow patrol? (Most kills on the battlefield with Stupendous Cold protection or better.)
Spirit of Gnoel*	Who has killed the most gnomes this season?
Spirit of Noel	Who has the fewest Ls in their effects and gear?

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 35

Minigame	Explanation
15 Minutes of Fame*	Who's had the most minutes in the spotlight? (Total Fame gained this season)
80 Days and Counting*	Who has imbibed the most Around the Worlds?
Back to Square One	Who most recently ascended?
Baker's Dozen*	Who has spent the most time in the Madness Bakery?
Fahrenheit 451	Who's ready to burn? (Highest hot damage and hot spell damage)
I Like Pi*	Who has eaten the most key lime pi? Er, Pie.
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses?
Rule 42	Who most recently prepared to face a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal? (lower score wins)
Tea for 2, 3, 4 or More*	Who has consumed the most tea this season?
That Britney Spears Number*	Who is the least innocent? (played with more staked vampire hearts)
The Purity is Right	Who has the closest to 0 effects without going under?
Zero Tolerance*	Who's consumed the least booze this season?

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 36

Minigame	Explanation
Barely Dressed	Least gear worn.
Basket Reaver*	Most picnic baskets taken from poor black widows by murdering them and taking their things after combat.
Bear Hugs All Around*	Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.
Beary Famous*	Total Fame earned this season.
Grave Robbery	Fewer hours since encountering the Bear Verb Orgy adventure.
Hibernation Ready	Most cold resistant.
Maul Power	Highest bonus weapon damage.
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses?
Most Things Eaten*	Who has eaten the most things this season?
Northern Digestion*	Most items eaten from Chez Snootee.
Polar Envy	Fewest effects marring their aura.
Visiting the Cousins*	Turns spent in the Bugbear pens.

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 37

Minigame	Explanation
A Nice Cold One	Who is most adept at searching for a nice cold one? (Highest +booze drops bonus)
All Bundled Up	Who is bundled up for winter? (Most cold resistance)
Burrowing Deep*	Who had dug down the deepest in to the earth for warmth and collected the most Gargleblasters from Fernswarthy's basement this season?
Foreigner Reference*	Whose liver is as cold as ice, and willing to be sacrificed? (Most "ice-cold" booze consumed.)
Frostily Ephemeral	Whose life is most ephemeral, like a morning frost? (Most recently ascended.)
Frozen Dinners*	Who has eaten the most food from the frozen north? (at Chez Snootée)
Ice Hunter*	Who has defeated the most Ice Skates?
Nog Lover *	Yay, eggnog! (most eggnog consumed)
Purity	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
Ready to Melt	Who is ready to melt the most ice? (Highest hot damage and hot spell damage)
Sharing the Love (to stay warm)*	Who has huddled/cuddled/struggled with the most people in an attempt to stay warm. (Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.)
Snow Patrol*	Who's on snow patrol? (Most kills on the battlefield with Stupendous Cold protection or better.)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 38

Minigame	Explanation
(Fur) Shirts and Skins*	Who has collected the most furs and skins by defeating monsters?
Bear Hunter	Nothing is more exotic to hunt than the elusive Bear Verb Orgy! (fewer hours since encountering the Bear Verb Orgy adventure)
Beast Master	Who has the most powerful companion? (Heaviest familiar)
Fair Game*	It's only fair to spread out your hunting. (Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.)
Letter of the Moment	Who has the most instances of a specified letter in their equipment. (Changes to another letter after a period of time.)
Loot Hunter	Who is prepared to reap the most benefit from their hunt? (Highest item drop bonus)
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses?
Raw Carnivorery*	Who has eaten the most meat? (Items with the word "meat" in the name.)
Really Bloody*	Nothing says, "I'm a hunter," like an alcoholic tomato juice! (Most Bloodies Mary consumed.)
Safari Chic	Who is best-dressed for the Safari? (highest auto-sell value of their equipment.)
Swimming with the Fishes*	Who is the fishiest? (Most turns spent underwater this season)
With Your Bare Hands*	Who has defeated the most beasts with their bare hands?

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 39

Minigame	Explanation
Bilge Hunter*	Who has helped keep the bilge clearrr of masses of rats? (Most drunken rat kings defeated.)
Death to Ninja!*	Support piracy, kill a ninja! (Most ninja defeated while wearrring swashbuckling garrrb.)
Dressed in Rrrags	Pirates don't be needin' no stinkin' fancy clothes, aye? (Shortest equipment names, 23 points for an empty slot.)
Karrrmic Battle	Whose soul is the strongest? (Most Karrrma earrrned)
Liver of the Damned*	Who has consumed the most cursed bottles of rum?
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses?
Newest Born†	Shortest lifespan wins. (Shortest time since last ascension)
Pirate Warrrs!*	Who killed the most pirates yesterday?
Purrrity	Pirates can't pronounce those Rs properly, who has the fewest effects with an R in the name.
Scurvy Challenge*	Who has loaded their system with enough citrus fruit to avoid scurvy? (Most citrus fruit eaten.)
Smellin' Like a Stinkin' Rose*	Who's smelling most like a dandy rose? (Highest rate of +non-combat)
Thirrrsty forrr Booze	Who is most adept at finding more booze. (Highest +booze drops)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 40

Minigame	Explanation
(Fur) Shirts and Skins*	Who has collected the most furs and skins by defeating monsters?
Bear Hunter	Nothing is more exotic to hunt than the elusive Bear Verb Orgy! (fewer hours since encountering the Bear Verb Orgy adventure)
Beast Master	Who has the most powerful companion? (Heaviest familiar)
Fair Game*	It's only fair to spread out your hunting. (Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.)
Letter of the Moment	Who has the most instances of a specified letter in their equipment. (Changes to another letter after a period of time.)
Loot Hunter	Who is prepared to reap the most benefit from their hunt? (Highest item drop bonus)
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses?
Raw Carnivorery*	Who has eaten the most meat? (Items with the word "meat" in the name.)
Really Bloody*	Nothing says, "I'm a hunter," like an alcoholic tomato juice! (Most Bloodies Mary consumed.)
Safari Chic	Who is best-dressed for the Safari? (highest auto-sell value of their equipment.)
Swimming with the Fishes*	Who is the fishiest? (Most turns spent underwater this season)
With Your Bare Hands*	Who has defeated the most beasts with their bare hands?

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 41

Minigame	Explanation
A Nice Cold One	Who is most adept at searching for a nice cold one? (Highest +booze drops bonus)
All Bundled Up	Who is bundled up for winter? (Most cold resistance)
Best Served Repeatedly*	Some say revenge is best served cold, but those in the heart of winter know it's always cold and best served over and over. (Most attacks against a single PvP opponent.)
Burrowing Deep*	Who had dug down the deepest in to the earth for warmth and collected the most Gargleblasters from Fernswarthy's basement this season?
Foreigner Reference*	Whose liver is as cold as ice, and willing to be sacrificed? (Most "ice-cold" booze consumed.)
Frostily Ephemeral	Whose life is most ephemeral, like a morning frost? (Most recently ascended.)
Frozen Dinners*	Who has eaten the most food from the frozen north? (at Chez Snootée)
Ice Hunter*	Who has defeated the most Ice Skates?
Icy Revenge*	Who has taken their vengeance out on the most bosses?
Purity	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
Ready to Melt	Who is ready to melt the most ice? (Highest hot damage and hot spell damage)
Snow Patrol*	Who's on snow patrol? (Most kills on the battlefield with Stupendous Cold protection or better.))

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 42

Minigame	Explanation
ASCII-7 of the moment	Who has the most as in their equipment. (Changing to a in -8675309 seconds.)
Beta Tester*	Who can work the most overtime? (most iron betas of industry collected)
ERR_VOLUME_FULL*	Fewest things eaten.
Fotoshop.CS11.Keygen.exe [legit]*	Who has eaten the most Digital Key Lime Pies?
Free.Willy.1993.1080p.BRRip.x265.t orrent*	Most dolphins fought.
HTTP 301 Moved Permanently	Whose travels are the most redirected? (Most zones visited this lifetime)
Illegal Operation*	Who has purchased the most goofballs?
Installation Wizard*	Most dilapidated wizard hats farmed from swamp owls.
Quality Assurance*	Most bugs defeated in combat.
SELECT asc_time FROM zzz_players WHERE player_id=%playerid%	Who most recently ascended?
System Clock Reset: It's 2006 again!*	The combatant who has drunk the most White Canadians wins the round.
Visiting The Co@^&$`~**	Who has spent the most time with the domesticated bugbears? (Turns spent in the Bugbear pens)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 43

Minigame	Explanation
ASCII-7 of the moment	Who has the most as in their equipment. (Changing to a in -8675309 seconds.)
Beta Tester*	Who can work the most overtime? (most iron betas of industry collected)
ERR_VOLUME_FULL*	Fewest things eaten.
Fotoshop.CS11.Keygen.exe [legit]*	Who has eaten the most Digital Key Lime Pies?
Free.Willy.1993.1080p.BRRip.x265.t orrent*	Most dolphins fought.
HTTP 301 Moved Permanently	Whose travels are the most redirected? (Most zones visited this lifetime)
Illegal Operation*	Who has purchased the most goofballs?
Installation Wizard*	Most dilapidated wizard hats farmed from swamp owls.
Quality Assurance*	Most bugs defeated in combat.
SELECT asc_time FROM zzz_players WHERE player_id=%playerid%	Who most recently ascended?
System Clock Reset: It's 2006 again!*	The combatant who has drunk the most White Canadians wins the round.
Visiting The Co@^&$`~**	Who has spent the most time with the domesticated bugbears? (Turns spent in the Bugbear pens)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 44

Minigame	Explanation
15 Minutes of Fame*	Who's had the most minutes in the spotlight? (Total Fame gained this season)
80 Days and Counting*	Who has imbibed the most Around the Worlds?
Back to Square One	Who most recently ascended?
Baker's Dozen*	Who has spent the most time in the Madness Bakery?
Checking It Twice*	Who has defeated the most opponents at least twice each?
Dressed to the 9s	Who has the most numerical digits in their outfit?
Fahrenheit 451	Who's ready to burn? (Highest hot damage and hot spell damage)
I Like Pi*	Who has eaten the most key lime pi? Er, Pie.
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses? (With new and improved boss list!)
Rule 42	Who most recently prepared to face a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal? (lower score wins)
Tea for 2, 3, 4 or More*	Who has consumed the most tea this season?
The Purity is Right	Who has the closest to 0 effects without going under?

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 45

Minigame	Explanation
Daily Optimizer*	Who plans ahead the best? (Most Adventures from rollover gear last night)
Familiar Rotation*	Who has kept their familiars in balance by rotating them each non-casual ascension? (Most unique familiars shown in ascension history since the season started.)
Gargle Blaster Collector	Who has earned the most Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blasters?
Karmic Battle*	Whose soul is the strongest? (Most Karma earned)
Letter of the Moment*	Who has the most <letter>s in their equipment. (Changing to <letter> in X seconds.)
Lightest Load	Whose clothes are the lightest? (Lowest total pants/shirt/hat power)
Most Unbalanced	Who is the Most Unbalanced? ((Your score is your buffed main stat divided by the sum of your other two buffed stats times 10000 divided by 8 times 2 times 4 times 3 divided by 3))
Newest Born*	Shortest lifespan wins.
Purity*	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
School Lunch	Oh boy, school lunch. I think it's even better than last year! (Most pizzas consumed.)
Scurvy Challenge*	Who has loaded their system with enough citrus fruit to avoid scurvy? (Most citrus fruit eaten.)
Verbosity Demonstration	Who takes the longest to describe their gear? (Longest equipment names)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 46

Minigame	Explanation
ASCII-7 of the Moment	Who has the most as in their equipment. (Changing to a in -8675309 seconds.)
Beta Tester*	Who can work the most overtime? (most iron betas of industry collected)
Err_Volume_Full*	Fewest things eaten.
Fotoshop.CS11.Keygen.exe [legit]*	Who has eaten the most Digital Key Lime Pies?
Free.Willy.1993.1080p.BRRip.x265.t orrent*	Most dolphins defeated.
HTTP 301 Moved Permanently	Whose travels are the most redirected? (Most zones visited this lifetime)
Illegal Operation	Who has purchased the most goofballs?
Installation Wizard*	Most dilapidated wizard hats farmed from swamp owls.
Quality Assurance*	Most bugs defeated in combat.
SELECT asc_time FROM zzz_players WHERE player_id=%playerid%	Most recently ascended.
System Clock Reset: It's 2006 again!*	The combatant who has drunk the most White Canadians wins the round.
Visiting The Co@^&$`~*	Who has spent the most time with the domesticated bugbears? (Turns spent in the Bugbear pens)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 47

Minigame	Explanation
Canes, Candy Canes*	Most candy canes eaten
Checking It Twice‡	Most opponents defeated at least twice
Getting in the Holiday Spirits*	Consumed most booze items
Hibernation Preparation*	Most familiar experience gained at the end of combat
Holiday Shopping*	Most Gargle Blasters gained this season
Most "Res"olved	Whose effects are the most "res"olute?
On The Nice List	Who has the best karma? Most karma earned this season
Peace On Earth	Who's most actively avoiding combat? Most NC modifiers
Purity	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
Snow Patrol*	Who's on snow patrol? (Most kills on the battlefield with Stupendous Cold protection or better.)
Spirit of Gnoel*	Who has killed the most gnomes this season?
Spirit of Noel	Who has the fewest Ls in their effects and gear?

• * Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)
• ‡ Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used.
• Most "res"olved counts effects that have "res" in the effect name. Ezandora created a pastebin list of such effects, which was complete at the time of this season: "Res" effects

Season 48

Minigame	Explanation
(Fur) Shirts and Skins*	Who has collected the most furs and skins by defeating monsters?
Bear Hunter*	Nothing is more exotic to hunt than the elusive Bear Verb Orgy! (fewer hours since encountering the Bear Verb Orgy adventure)
Beast Master	Who has the most powerful companion? (Heaviest familiar)
Fair Game*	It's only fair to spread out your hunting. (Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.)
Letter of the Moment	Who has the most <letter>s in their equipment. (Changing to <letter> in X seconds.)
Loot Hunter	Who is prepared to reap the most benefit from their hunt? (Highest item drop bonus)
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses?
Raw Carnivorery	Who has eaten the most meat? (Items with the word "meat" in the name.)
Really Bloody*	Nothing says, "I'm a hunter," like a alcoholic tomato juice! (Most Bloodies Mary consumed.)
Safari Chic	Who is best-dressed for the Safari? (highest auto-sell value of their equipment.)
Swimming With The Fishes*	Who is the fishiest? (Most turns spent underwater this season)
With Your Bear Hands*	Who has defeated the most beasts with their bare hands?

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 49

Minigame	Explanation
Briniest Liver*	Whose liver is most able to digest slugs? (Most turns of Brined Liver over the course of this season.)
Familiar Rotation*	Who has kept their familiars in balance by rotating them each non-casual ascension? (Most unique familiars shown in ascension history since the season started.)
Installation Wizard*	Most dilapidated wizard hats farmed from swamp owls.
Karmic Battle	Whose soul is the strongest? (Most Karma earned)
Letter of the Moment	Who has the most <letter>s in their equipment. (Changing to <letter> in X seconds.)
Lightest Load	Whose clothes are the lightest? (Lowest total pants/shirt/hat power)
Most Unbalanced	Who is the Most Unbalanced? ((Your score is your buffed main stat divided by the sum of your other two buffed stats times 10000 divided by 8 times 2 times 4 times 3 divided by 3))
Newest Born‡	Shortest lifespan wins.
Nog Lover*	Yay, eggnog! (most eggnog consumed)
Scurvy Challenge*	Who has loaded their system with enough citrus fruit to avoid scurvy? (Most citrus fruit eaten.)
Verbosity Demonstration	Who takes the longest to describe their gear? (Longest equipment names)
What's It Good For?*	I hear they've got a keg on the island. (Most turns spent fighting on the battlefield of the Hippy/Frat War.)

• * Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)
• ‡ Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used.

Season 50

Minigame	Explanation
An Open Mind	Who has the most open mind for new ideas? (Fewest active effects.)
Decisions, decisions?*	It's pledge day! You've got to decide, are you a frat or a hippy? Get out your weapons and interview some potential brothers or sisters! (Most turns spent fighting on the battlefield of the Hippy/Frat War.)
Freshman Fifteen*	Who has packed on the weight this season? (Most experience gained by familiars)
Freshman Rule!	Freshman are so fresh, so new, so strong, so free from the cynicism and brokenness of the upper classes. Are you fresh, man? (Most recently ascended.)
Horizon Broadening	Education is about broadening your horizons and trying new things. Intoxicating things. (Who has consumed the most unique types of booze in the past 30 days)
Hot for Teacher	Who has the most Hots for their teachers? (Highest hot damage and hot spell damage)
Lifelong Learning	Who has had the most lifetimes to learn? (Karma earned this season.)
School Lunch*	Oh boy, school lunch. I think it's even better than last year! (Most ancient frozen dinner's consumed.
School Pride	Whose clothes show the most school pride? (Highest total pants/shirt/hat power, and none of that fancy dancy Tao stuff.)
Spirit Day	It's one of those crazy school spirit days where everyone wears clothes with the letter R in their equipment. Who has the most? (Changing to Q in 72942 seconds.)
The Chalk Dust Fiasco*	Teachers are complaining about an epidemic of chalk dust. Who has taken out the most culprits? (Most chalkdust wraiths killed.)
Who's the Boss?*	Show those other schools who is the boss. All of them. (Most schools (of fish) defeated.)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 51

Minigame	Explanation
Balanced Diet Comparison	Who has the most balanced diet? (Most different types of food eaten in the past 30 days)
Briniest Liver*	Whose liver is saltiest? (Most turns of Brined Liver over the course of this season.)
Fashion Show	Whose clothes are the fashionablest? Get up on the bar and strut your stuff! (Highest total pants/shirt/hat power, and none of that fancy dancy Tao stuff.)
Freshest Taste	Who has the freshest taste? (most recently ascended)
Iron Palate*	Most spicy food eaten this season.
Least Bland	Who has the most effects?
New Tastes	Who's discovering the most new tastes? (Highest food drop bonus.)
Snootee Customer Loyalty*	Most items eaten from Chez Snootee.
Spice Farmer*	Most spices dropped by monsters after combat.
That's a Spicy Tomato*	Most extra-spicy bloodies mary consumed this season.
Upwardly Mobile Contest*	Who is the most upwardly mobile? (Total Fame gained this season)
Who Runs Bordertown?*	Most adventures spent in the Thugnderdome this season.

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 52

Minigame	Explanation
All Bundled Up	Who is bundled up for winter? (Most cold resistance)
Biggest Fruitcake*	Who is the biggest fruitcake? (Consumed the most cake and/or fruit this season. You are what you eat!)
Checking It Twice‡	Who has defeated the most opponents at least twice each?
Conservational Yule*	Most lumberjacks from Camp Logging Camp defeated.
Creative Holiday Feasting	Who has crammed the most unique foods into their gullet, to celebrate the Holidays!
Hibernation Preparation*	Who is prepping their familiars for a long winter hibernation? (Most experience gained by familiars at the end of combat.)
Holiday Shopping*	You know what makes a great holiday gift? Gargle Blasters! (Who has earned the most Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blasters?)
Holiday Spirit(s)!	Who is most efficient at providing Holiday Cheer? (highest bonus booze drops)
Nog Lover*	Yay, eggnog! (most eggnog consumed)
Peace On Earth	Who's most actively avoiding combat?
Spirit of Gnoel*	Who has killed the most gnomes this season?
Spirit of Noel	Who has the fewest Ls in their effects and gear?

• * Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)
• ‡ Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used.

Season 53

Minigame	Explanation
Barely Dressed	Least gear worn.
Basket Reaver*	Most picnic baskets taken from poor black widows by murdering them and taking their things after combat.
Bear Hugs All Around*	Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.
Bearly Legal*	Most meat dropped by Mer-kin Miners.
Grave Robbery	Fewer hours since encountering the Bear Verb Orgy adventure.
Hibernation Ready	Most cold resistant.
Maul Power	Highest bonus weapon damage.
Most Things Eaten*	Who has eaten the most things this season?
Northern Digestion*	Most items eaten from Chez Snootee.
Polar Envy	Fewest effects marring their aura.
Visiting the Cousins*	Turns spent in the Bugbear pens.
What's in the Basket?*	Who has gained the most turns from eating key lime pies?

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 54

Minigame	Explanation
Bilge Hunter*	(Most drunken rat kings defeated.)
Death To Ninja*	(Most ninja defeated while wearrring swashbuckling garrrb.)
Dressed in Rrrags	(Shortest equipment names, 23 points for an empty slot.)
Karrrmic Battle	(Most Karrrma earrrned)
Letter of the Moment	Who has the most Rs in their equipment. (Changing to R in 80308 seconds.)
Liver of the Damned*	Who has consumed the most cursed bottles of rum?
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses?
Pirate Warrrs*	Who killed the most pirates yesterday?
Purrrity	Who has the fewest effects with an R in the name.
Scurvy Challenge*	(Most citrus fruit eaten.)
Smellin' like a Stinkin' Rose	(Highest rate of +non-combat)
Thirrrsty forrr Booze	(Highest +booze drops)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 55

Minigame	Explanation
ASCII-7 of the Moment	Who has the most as in their equipment. (Changing to a in -8675309 seconds.)
Beta Tester*	Who can work the most overtime? (most iron betas of industry collected)
Err_Volume_Full*	Fewest things eaten.
Fotoshop.CS11.Keygen.exe [legit]*	Who has eaten the most Digital Key Lime Pies?
Free.Willy.1993.1080p.BRRip.x265.t orrent*	Most dolphins defeated.
HTTP 301 Moved Permanently	Whose travels are the most redirected? (Most zones visited this lifetime)
Illegal Operation*	Who has purchased the most goofballs?
Installation Wizard*	Most dilapidated wizard hats farmed from swamp owls.
Quality Assurance*	Most bugs defeated in combat.
SELECT asc_time FROM zzz_players WHERE player_id=%playerid%	Who most recently ascended?
System Clock Reset: It's 2006 again!*	The combatant who has drunk the most White Canadians wins the round.
Visiting The Co@^&$`~*	Who has spent the most time with the domesticated bugbears? (Turns spent in the Bugbear pens)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 56

Minigame	Explanation
(Fur) Shirts and Skins*	Who has collected the most furs and skins by defeating monsters?
Bear Hunter*	Nothing is more exotic to hunt than the elusive Bear Verb Orgy! (fewer hours since encountering the Bear Verb Orgy adventure)
Beast Master	Who has the most powerful companion? (Heaviest familiar)
Fair Game*	It's only fair to spread out your hunting. (Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.)
Letter of the Moment	Who has the most <letter>s in their equipment. (Changing to <letter> in X seconds.)
Loot Hunter	Who is prepared to reap the most benefit from their hunt? (Highest item drop bonus)
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses?
Raw Carnivorery	Who has eaten the most meat? (Items with the word "meat" in the name.)
Really Bloody*	Nothing says, "I'm a hunter," like a alcoholic tomato juice! (Most Bloodies Mary consumed.)
Safari Chic	Who is best-dressed for the Safari? (highest auto-sell value of their equipment.)
Swimming With The Fishes*	Who is the fishiest? (Most turns spent underwater this season)
With Your Bear Hands*	Who has defeated the most beasts with their bare hands?

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 57

Minigame	Explanation
An Open Mind	Who has the most open mind for new ideas? (Fewest active effects.)
Decisions, decisions?*	It's pledge day! You've got to decide, are you a frat or a hippy? Get out your weapons and interview some potential brothers or sisters! (Most turns spent fighting on the battlefield of the Hippy/Frat War.)
Freshman Fifteen*	Who has packed on the weight this season? (Most experience gained by familiars)
Freshman Rule!	Freshman are so fresh, so new, so strong, so free from the cynicism and brokenness of the upper classes. Are you fresh, man? (Most recently ascended.)
Horizon Broadening	Education is about broadening your horizons and trying new things. Intoxicating things. (Who has consumed the most unique types of booze in the past 30 days)
Hot for Teacher	Who has the most Hots for their teachers? (Highest hot damage and hot spell damage)
Lifelong Learning	Who has had the most lifetimes to learn? (Karma earned this season.)
School Lunch*	Oh boy, school lunch. I think it's even better than last year! (Most ancient frozen dinner's consumed.
School Pride	Whose clothes show the most school pride? (Highest total pants/shirt/hat power, and none of that fancy dancy Tao stuff.)
Spirit Day	It's one of those crazy school spirit days where everyone wears clothes with the letter R in their equipment. Who has the most? (Changing to Q in 72942 seconds.)
The Chalk Dust Fiasco*	Teachers are complaining about an epidemic of chalk dust. Who has taken out the most culprits? (Most chalkdust wraiths killed.)
Who's the Boss?*	Show those other schools who is the boss. All of them. (Most schools (of fish) defeated.)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 58

Minigame	Explanation
Balanced Diet Comparison	Who has the most balanced diet? (Most different types of food eaten in the past 30 days)
Briniest Liver*	Whose liver is saltiest? (Most turns of Brined Liver over the course of this season.)
Fashion Show	Whose clothes are the fashionablest? Get up on the bar and strut your stuff! (Highest total pants/shirt/hat power, and none of that fancy dancy Tao stuff.)
Freshest Taste	Who has the freshest taste? (most recently ascended)
Iron Palate*	Most spicy food eaten this season.
Least Bland	Who has the most effects?
New Tastes	Who's discovering the most new tastes? (Highest food drop bonus.)
Snootee Customer Loyalty*	Most items eaten from Chez Snootee.
Spice Farmer*	Most spices dropped by monsters after combat.
That's a Spicy Tomato*	Most extra-spicy bloodies mary consumed this season.
Upwardly Mobile Contest*	Who is the most upwardly mobile? (Total Fame gained this season)
Who Runs Bordertown?*	Most adventures spent in the Thugnderdome this season.

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 59

Minigame	Explanation
Cane, Candy Canes*	Who has eaten the most candy canes?
Checking It Twice‡	Who has defeated the most opponents at least twice each?
Early Shopper	Who has gotten their holiday shopping done early? (Highest "initiative" wins.)
Getting in the Holiday Spirits*	Who has consumed the most booze items this season?
Hibernation Preparation*	Who is prepping their familiars for a long winter hibernation? (Most experience gained by familiars at the end of combat.)
Holiday Shopping*	You know what makes a great holiday gift? Gargle Blasters! (Who has earned the most Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blasters?)
On the Nice List	Who has the best karma? (Ok, the most karma this season.)
Peace on Earth	Who's most actively avoiding combat?
Purity	Who is the purest of them all?
Snow Patrol*	Who's on snow patrol? (Most kills on the battlefield with Stupendous Cold protection or better.)
Spirit of Gnoel*	Who has killed the most gnomes this season?
Spirit of Noel	Who has the fewest Ls in their effects and gear?

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

‡ Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used.

Season 60

Minigame	Explanation
Barely Dressed	Least gear worn.
Basket Reaver*	Most picnic baskets taken from poor black widows by murdering them and taking their things after combat.
Bearly Legal*	Most meat dropped by Mer-kin Miners.
Beary Famous*	Total Fame earned this season.
Grave Robbery	Fewer hours since encountering the Bear Verb Orgy adventure.
Hibernation Ready	Most cold resistant.
Maul Power	Highest bonus weapon damage.
Most Things Eaten*	Who has eaten the most things this season?
Northern Digestion*	Most items eaten from Chez Snootee.
Polar Envy	Fewest effects marring their aura.
Visiting the Cousins*	Turns spent in the Bugbear pens.
What's in the Basket?*	Who has gained the most turns from eating key lime pies.

Season 61

Minigame	Explanation
Bilge Hunter*	Who has helped keep the bilge clearrr of masses of rats? (Most drunken rat kings defeated.)
Death to Ninja!*	Support piracy, kill a ninja! (Most ninja defeated while wearrring swashbuckling garrrb.)
Dressed in Rrrags	Pirates don't be needin' no stinkin' fancy clothes, aye? (Shortest equipment names, 23 points for an empty slot.)
Karrrmic Battle	Whose soul is the strongest? (Most Karrrma earrrned)
Letter of the Moment	Who has the most Rs in their equipment. (Changing to R in 70593 seconds.)
Liver of the Damned*	Who has consumed the most cursed bottles of rum?
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses?
Pirate Warrrs!*	Who killed the most pirates yesterday?
Purrrity	Pirates can't pronounce those Rs properly, who has the fewest effects with an R in the name.
Scurvy Patrol*	Who has loaded their system with enough citrus fruit to avoid scurvy? (Most citrus fruit eaten.)
Smellin' like a Stinkin' Rose	Who's smelling most like a dandy rose? (Highest rate of +non-combat)
Thirrrsty forrr Booze	Who is most adept at finding more booze. (Highest +booze drops)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 62

Minigame	Explanation
ASCII-7 of the moment	Who has the most As in their equipment.
Beta Tester*	Most iron betas of industry collected
ERR_VOLUME_FULL*	Fewest things eaten.
Fotoshop.CS11.Keygen.exe [legit]*	Who has eaten the most Digital Key Lime Pies?
Free.Willy.1993.1080p.BRRip.x265.t orrent*	Most dolphins defeated.
HTTP 301 Moved Permanently	Most zones visited this lifetime
Illegal Operation*	Who has purchased the most goofballs?
Installation Wizard*	Most dilapidated wizard hats farmed from swamp owls.
Quality Assurance*	Most bugs defeated in combat.
SELECT asc_time FROM zzz_players WHERE player_id=%playerid%	Who most recently ascended?
System Clock Reset: It's 2006 again!*	The combatant who has drunk the most White Canadians wins the round.
Visiting The Co@^&$`~*	Turns spent in the Bugbear pens

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 63

Minigame	Explanation
15 Minutes of Fame*	Who's had the most minutes in the spotlight? (Total Fame gained this season)
80 Days and Counting*	Who has imbibed the most Around the Worlds?
Back to Square One	Who most recently ascended?
Baker's Dozen*	Who has spent the most time in the Madness Bakery?
Fahrenheit 451	Who's ready to burn? (Highest hot damage and hot spell damage)
I like Pi*	Who has eaten the most key lime pi? Er, Pie.
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses?
Rule 42	Who most recently prepared to face a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal? (lower score wins)
Tea for 2, 3, 4 or More*	Who has consumed the most tea this season?
That Britney Spears Number*	Who is the least innocent? (played with more staked vampire hearts)
The Purity is Right	Who has the closest to 0 effects without going under?
Zero Tolerance*	Who's consumed the least booze this season?

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 64

Minigame	Explanation
Balanced Diet Comparision	Who has the most balanced diet? (Most different types of food eaten in the past 30 days)
Briniest Liver*	Whose liver is saltiest? (Most turns of Brined Liver over the course of this season.)
Fashion Show	Whose clothes are the fashionablest? Get up on the bar and strut your stuff! (Highest total pants/shirt/hat power, and none of that fancy dancy Tao stuff.)
Freshest Taste	Who has the freshest taste? (most recently ascended)
Iron Palate*	Most spicy food eaten this season.
Least Bland	Who has the most effects?
New Tastes	Who's discovering the most new tastes? (Highest food drop bonus.)
Snootee Customer Loyalty*	Most items eaten from Chez Snootee.
Spice Farmer*	Most spices dropped by monsters after combat.
That's a Spicy Tomato*	Most extra-spicy bloodies mary consumed this season.
Upward Mobility Contest*	Who is the most upwardly mobile? (Total Fame gained this season)
Who Runs Bordertown?*	Most adventures spent in the Thugnderdome this season.

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 65

Minigame	Explanation
A Nice Cold One	Who is most adept at searching for a nice cold one? (Highest +booze drops bonus)
All Bundled Up	Who is bundled up for winter? (Most cold resistance)
Best Served Repeatedly*	Some say revenge is best served cold, but those in the heart of winter know it's always cold and best served over and over. (Most attacks against a single PvP opponent.)
Burrowing Deep*	Who has dug down the deepest in to the earth for warmth and collected the most Gargleblasters from Fernswarthy's basement this season?
Foreigner Reference*	Whose liver is as cold as ice, and willing to be sacrificed? (Most "ice-cold" booze consumed.)
Frostily Ephemeral	Whose life is most ephemeral, like a morning frost? (Most recently ascended.)
Frozen Dinners*	Who has eaten the most food from the frozen north? (at Chez Snootée)
Ice Hunter*	Who has defeated the most Ice Skates?
Purity	Who is the purest of them all (fewest effects)
Ready To Melt	Who is ready to melt the most ice? (Highest hot damage and hot spell damage)
Sharing the Love (to stay warm)*	Who has huddled/cuddled/struggled with the most people in an attempt to stay warm. (Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.)
Snow Patrol*	Who's on snow patrol? (Most kills on the battlefield with Stupendous Cold protection or better.)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 66

Minigame	Explanation
Bilge Hunter*	Who has helped keep the bilge clearrr of masses of rats? (Most drunken rat kings defeated.)
Death to Ninja!*	Support piracy, kill a ninja! (Most ninja defeated while wearrring swashbuckling garrrb.)
Dressed in Rrrags	Pirates don't be needin' no stinkin' fancy clothes, aye? (Shortest equipment names, 23 points for an empty slot.)
Karrrmic Battle	Whose soul is the strongest? (Most Karrrma earrrned)
Letter of the Moment	Who has the most Rs in their equipment. (Changing to R in 54603 seconds.)
Liver of the Damned*	Who has consumed the most cursed bottles of rum?
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses?
PIrate Warrrs!*	Who killed the most pirates yesterday?
Purrrity	Pirates can't pronounce those Rs properly, who has the fewest effects with an R in the name.
Scurvy Challenge*	Who has loaded their system with enough citrus fruit to avoid scurvy? (Most citrus fruit eaten.)
Smellin' like a Stinkin' Rose	Who's smelling most like a dandy rose? (Highest rate of +non-combat)
Thirrrsty forrr Booze	Who is most adept at finding more booze. (Highest +booze drops)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 67

Minigame	Explanation
Briniest Liver*	Whose liver is most able to digest slugs? (Most turns of Brined Liver over the course of this season.)
Familiar Rotation*	Who has kept their familiars in balance by rotating them each non-casual ascension? (Most unique familiars shown in ascension history since the season started.)
Installation Wizard*	Most dilapidated wizard hats farmed from swamp owls.
Karmic Battle	Whose soul is the strongest? (Most Karma earned)
Letter of the Moment	Who has the most <letter>s in their equipment. (Changing to <letter> in X seconds.)
Lightest Load	Whose clothes are the lightest? (Lowest total pants/shirt/hat power)
Most Unbalanced	Who is the Most Unbalanced? ((Your score is your buffed main stat divided by the sum of your other two buffed stats times 10000 divided by 8 times 2 times 4 times 3 divided by 3))
Newest Born‡	Shortest lifespan wins.
Nog Lover*	Yay, eggnog! (most eggnog consumed)
Scurvy Challenge*	Who has loaded their system with enough citrus fruit to avoid scurvy? (Most citrus fruit eaten.)
Verbosity Demonstration	Who takes the longest to describe their gear? (Longest equipment names)
What's It Good For?*	I hear they've got a keg on the island. (Most turns spent fighting on the battlefield of the Hippy/Frat War.)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 68

Minigame	Explanation
Fashion Show	Whose clothes are the fashionablest? Get up on the bar and strut your stuff! (Highest total pants/shirt/hat power, and none of that fancy dancy Tao stuff.)
Hah, It's a Mystery!	I'm not telling. Also, I can't remember. Burrrrrrp. (The judges know how much everybody loves these!)
Hold Your Nose	Who's most prepared to use the dive bar bathroom? (highest stench protection)
Innuendo Master	Nothing says suave like 10 beers and some cheesy pick up lines. (Most sleaze damage + sleaze spell damage)
Letter of the Moment	Who has the most Ys in their equipment. (Changing to T in 54603 seconds.)
Microbrew and You*	Most drinks drunk from The Gnomish Microbrewery.
Nog Lover (AGAIN!?!?)*	What's better than some acrobatically crafted cocktails made by Tom Cruise? Eggnog. (Most egg nog consumed.)
Purity	Who is the purest of them all? (fewest effects)
Sooooper Sneaky	Who is the sneakiest? (Highest rate of +non-combat)
The Egg Hunt	Who can find the most pickled eggs behind the bar in 45 seconds? (Highest item drop bonus)
Trophy Stacking Match	Who can drunkenly stack their trophies the highest? (Largest number of trophies)
Whatever, Here's a 13th Mini	Most not on the dev team. Take that suckers!
Wine Tasting Contest	Who appreciates the finest of wines? (Most different booze items drunk in the last 30 days (or since the start of the season))

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

("Whatever, Here's a 13th Mini" was removed on August 3rd, 2023 due to issues with the mini which caused it to show up in every fight, giving Defenders an automatic advantage thanks to being a guaranteed tie during every attack against non-devs)

Season 69

Minigame	Explanation
An Open Mind	Who has the most open mind for new ideas? (Fewest active effects.)
Decisions, decisions?*	It's pledge day! You've got to decide, are you a frat or a hippy? Get out your weapons and interview some potential brothers or sisters! (Most turns spent fighting on the battlefield of the Hippy/Frat War.)
Freshman Fifteen*	Who has packed on the weight this season? (Most experience gained by familiars)
Freshman Rule!	Freshman are so fresh, so new, so strong, so free from the cynicism and brokenness of the upper classes. Are you fresh, man? (Most recently ascended.)
Horizon Broadening	Education is about broadening your horizons and trying new things. Intoxicating things. (Who has consumed the most unique types of booze in the past 30 days)
Hot for Teacher	Who has the most Hots for their teachers? (Highest hot damage and hot spell damage)
Lifelong Learning	Who has had the most lifetimes to learn? (Karma earned this season.)
School Lunch*	Oh boy, school lunch. I think it's even better than last year! (Most ancient frozen dinner's consumed.
School Pride	Whose clothes show the most school pride? (Highest total pants/shirt/hat power, and none of that fancy dancy Tao stuff.)
Spirit Day	It's one of those crazy school spirit days where everyone wears clothes with the letter R in their equipment. Who has the most? (Changing to Q in 72942 seconds.)
The Chalk Dust Fiasco*	Teachers are complaining about an epidemic of chalk dust. Who has taken out the most culprits? (Most chalkdust wraiths killed.)
Who's the Boss?*	Show those other schools who is the boss. All of them. (Most schools (of fish) defeated.)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 70

Minigame	Explanation
All Bundled Up	Who is bundled up for winter? (Most cold resistance)
Biggest Fruitcake*	Who is the biggest fruitcake? (Consumed the most cake and/or fruit this season. You are what you eat!)
Checking It Twice‡	Who has defeated the most opponents at least twice each?
Conservational Yule*	Most lumberjacks from Camp Logging Camp defeated.
Creative Holiday Feasting	Who has crammed the most unique foods into their gullet, to celebrate the Holidays!
Hibernation Preparation*	Who is prepping their familiars for a long winter hibernation? (Most experience gained by familiars at the end of combat.)
Holiday Shopping*	You know what makes a great holiday gift? Gargle Blasters! (Who has earned the most Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blasters?)
Holiday Spirit(s)!	Who is most efficient at providing Holiday Cheer? (highest bonus booze drops)
Nog Lover*	Yay, eggnog! (most eggnog consumed)
Peace On Earth	Who's most actively avoiding combat?
Spirit of Gnoel*	Who has killed the most gnomes this season?
Spirit of Noel	Who has the fewest Ls in their effects and gear?

• * Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)
• ‡ Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used.

Season 71

Minigame	Explanation
Death to Ninja!*	Support piracy, kill a ninja! (Most ninja defeated while wearrring swashbuckling garrrb.)
Dressed in Rrrags	Pirates don't be needin' no stinkin' fancy clothes, aye? (Shortest equipment names, 23 points for an empty slot.)
Karrrmic Battle	Whose soul is the strongest? (Most Karrrma earrrned)
Letter of the Moment	Who has the most Rs in their equipment. (Changing to R in 89400 seconds.)
Liver of the Damned*	Who has consumed the most cursed bottles of rum?
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses?
Pirate Warrrs!*	Who killed the most pirates yesterday?
Purrrity	Pirates can't pronounce those Rs properly, who has the fewest effects with an R in the name.
Scurvy Challenge*	Who has loaded their system with enough citrus fruit to avoid scurvy? (Most citrus fruit eaten.)
Smellin' like a Stinkin' Rose	Who's smelling most like a dandy rose? (Highest rate of +non-combat)
Thirrrsty forrr Booze	Who is most adept at finding more booze. (Highest +booze drops)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 72

Minigame	Explanation
(Fur) Shirts and Skins*	Who has collected the most furs and skins by defeating monsters?
Bear Hunter	Nothing is more exotic to hunt than the elusive Bear Verb Orgy! (fewer hours since encountering the Bear Verb Orgy adventure)
Beast Master	Who has the most powerful companion? (Heaviest familiar)
Fair Game*	It's only fair to spread out your hunting. (Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.)
Letter of the Moment	Who has the most instances of a specified letter in their equipment. (Changes to another letter after a period of time.)
Loot Hunter	Who is prepared to reap the most benefit from their hunt? (Highest item drop bonus)
Most Murderous*	Who has defeated the most bosses?
Raw Carnivorery*	Who has eaten the most meat? (Items with the word "meat" in the name.)
Really Bloody*	Nothing says, "I'm a hunter," like an alcoholic tomato juice! (Most Bloodies Mary consumed.)
Safari Chic	Who is best-dressed for the Safari? (highest auto-sell value of their equipment.)
Swimming with the Fishes*	Who is the fishiest? (Most turns spent underwater this season)
With Your Bare Hands*	Who has defeated the most beasts with their bare hands?

Season 73

Minigame	Explanation
Balanced Diet Comparision	Who has the most balanced diet? (Most different types of food eaten in the past 30 days)
Briniest Liver*	Whose liver is saltiest? (Most turns of Brined Liver over the course of this season.)
Fashion Show	Whose clothes are the fashionablest? Get up on the bar and strut your stuff! (Highest total pants/shirt/hat power, and none of that fancy dancy Tao stuff.)
Freshest Taste	Who has the freshest taste? (most recently ascended)
Iron Palate*	Most spicy food eaten this season.
Least Bland	Who has the most effects?
New Tastes	Who's discovering the most new tastes? (Highest food drop bonus.)
Snootee Customer Loyalty*	Most items eaten from Chez Snootee.
Spice Farmer*	Most spices dropped by monsters after combat.
That's a Spicy Tomato*	Most extra-spicy bloodies mary consumed this season.
Upward Mobility Contest*	Who is the most upwardly mobile? (Total Fame gained this season)
Who Runs Bordertown?*	Most adventures spent in the Thugnderdome this season.

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 74

Minigame	Explanation
Craft Brew is Optimal*	Nothing says optimal like a delicious hand crafted Blue Moon! (Most drinks from the Gnomish Microbrewery.)
DEFACE	Which outfit fits best into a four-bit array? (most hexadecimal digits in the outfit name.)
Familiar Rotation*	Who has kept their familiars in balance by rotating them each non-casual ascension? (Most unique familiars shown in ascension history since the season started.)
Obviously Optimal*	Who has fetched the most optimal drinks? (The Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster from Fernswarthy's basement is obviously optimal.)
Optimal Ascension	Who is the most optimal? (Ascended most recently.)
Optimal Dresser	Who has wasted the least energy applying body coverings? (Lowest total pants/shirt/hat power)
Optimal Drinking*	Who has obtained the most turns of effects while also drinking?
Optimal PvP*	Who is optimal at PvP? (Most total fame gained this season.)
Optimal War	Who is an optimal warmonger? (most iron betas of industry collected)
Outfit Compression	Who uses the fewest bytes for outfit storage? (Shortest equipment names, 23 points for an empty slot.)
The Optimal Stat	Who has the highest Item Drop Bonus?
Totally Optimal*	Who has taken the optimal path through the Copperhead quest and beat up the most non-straggling protesters at the Zeppelin?

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Season 75

Minigame	Explanation
ASCII-7 of the Moment	Who has the most as in their equipment. (Changing to a in -8675309 seconds.)
Beta Tester*	Who can work the most overtime? (most iron betas of industry collected)
Err_Volume_Full*	Fewest things eaten.
Fotoshop.CS11.Keygen.exe [legit]*	Who has eaten the most Digital Key Lime Pies?
Free.Willy.1993.1080p.BRRip.x265.t orrent*	Most dolphins defeated.
HTTP 301 Moved Permanently	Whose travels are the most redirected? (Most zones visited this lifetime)
Illegal Operation	Who has purchased the most goofballs?
Installation Wizard*	Most dilapidated wizard hats farmed from swamp owls.
Quality Assurance*	Most bugs defeated in combat.
SELECT asc_time FROM zzz_players WHERE player_id=%playerid%	Most recently ascended.
System Clock Reset: It's 2006 again!*	The combatant who has drunk the most White Canadians wins the round.
Visiting The Co@^&$`~*	Who has spent the most time with the domesticated bugbears? (Turns spent in the Bugbear pens)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

(Due to the removal of the recipe for Digital Key Lime Pies, Fotoshop.CS11.Keygen.exe [legit] was removed two days into the season before being reinstated after a couple hours, with CDMoyer's mall store being stocked with 10,000 Digital Key Lime Pies at 1/day for 123,456 meat, with the devs stating that the mini would be replaced with a new one for future seasons.)

Season 76

Minigame	Explanation
A Nice Cold One	Who is most adept at searching for a nice cold one? (Highest +booze drops bonus)
All Bundled Up	Who is bundled up for winter? (Most cold resistance)
Best Served Repeatedly*	Some say revenge is best served cold, but those in the heart of winter know it's always cold and best served over and over. (Most attacks against a single PvP opponent.)
Burrowing Deep*	Who has dug down the deepest in to the earth for warmth and collected the most Gargleblasters from Fernswarthy's basement this season?
Foreigner Reference*	Whose liver is as cold as ice, and willing to be sacrificed? (Most "ice-cold" booze consumed.)
Frostily Ephemeral	Whose life is most ephemeral, like a morning frost? (Most recently ascended.)
Frozen Dinners*	Who has eaten the most food from the frozen north? (at Chez Snootée)
Ice Hunter*	Who has defeated the most Ice Skates?
Purity	Who is the purest of them all (fewest effects)
Ready To Melt	Who is ready to melt the most ice? (Highest hot damage and hot spell damage)
Sharing the Love (to stay warm)*	Who has huddled/cuddled/struggled with the most people in an attempt to stay warm. (Most unique opponents defeated when attacking.)
Snow Patrol*	Who's on snow patrol? (Most kills on the battlefield with Stupendous Cold protection or better.)

* Scores are tallied separately in Hardcore and Not-Hardcore, outside of ronin the highest of your two scores will be used. (No score is added in casual runs before 1500 turns have passed.)

Rule Changes

Removal of Random Stat Minigame (S2)

• In Season 1 the first round of the fight was always Adventurer's Prowess, and there was a chance that the defender would defend with a stat other than the one the attacker chose. So, for instance, the burninating attacker may have had his Mysticality compared to the defending Muscle or Moxie. This was intentional and reflected in the combat text.
• The second round was always Adventurer's Flexibility, unless the attacker chose to Ballyhoo.

Minigame	Explanation
Adventurer's Flexibility	One of the stats you did not choose to attack with is chosen randomly, the higher buffed stat wins.

Perfect Win Bonus (S2)

• From Season 2 onwards attackers gained an extra point of Swagger if they win every minigame in a fight against a random opponent.

Effect Decrementing (S2)

• From the Beginning of Season 1 to Aug 17th 2012, PvP fights would decrement all effect counters. From Aug 17th 2012 this was changed to exclude some effects.
• The effects excluded were: Teleportitis, On the Trail, Absinthe-Minded, Form of...Cockroach!, Shape of...Mole!, Form of...Bird!, Everything Looks Yellow, Everything Looks Blue, Everything Looks Red and Timer effects. Other effects have been added since, including Deep-Tainted Mind.

Tiebreaking (S4)

• Before Season 4 minigame ties were awarded as wins to the defender. From Season 4 onward minigame ties are only awarded as wins to the defender if the total score for the fight would otherwise be tied (e.g., 2 wins, 2 losses, and 3 ties results in a score of 5-2 for the defender. 3 wins, 1 loss, and 3 ties results in a score 3-1.)

Purity (S11)

• On a hidden update on January 6, 2014, the Purity minigame stopped counting the buffs that were not decremented that started in S2.

Removal of Stat Minigames (S19)

• Until Season 18, the attacker could choose to lead off with Muscle, Mysticality, Moxie, or Skills. Choosing a stat would result in the first minigame being Adventurer's Prowess and six seasonal minigames. Choosing skills would result in seven seasonal minigames. From Season 19, the attacker no longer chooses a stat, but instead chooses one of the seasonal minigames to start the fight with.