Purchase Clan Training and Services

Clan Training and Services are buffs that can be bought by members of clans with the right permissions, and affect everyone in that clan except for people in Ronin/Hardcore ascensions.

Each character is limited to 15 buffs from their clan each day, any more than this that are attempted are simply ignored by the character. In a way, clan buffs function like spleen damage, but are tracked separately. Costs for these buffs are deducted from the Clan Coffer when they are purchased.

Before a clan is able to buy buffs, the trainers for each buff must be "retained" AKA bought, also using Meat from the Clan Coffer.

The different trainers to retain are:

Knob Goblin Drill Sergeant: Once retained, the Drill Sergeant can be paid to put your clan members through a vigorous workout, improving their Muscle. 30,000 Meat to retain.

• Enables purchase of the Permanent Muscle buff.

Hippy Guru: Once retained, the Guru can be paid to align your clan members' chakras, improving their Mysticality. 30,000 Meat to retain.

• Enables purchase of the Permanent Mysticality buff.

Gnomish Etiquette Coach: Once retained, the Etiquette Coach can be paid to give your clan members finishing lessons, improving their Moxie. 30,000 Meat to retain.

• Enables purchase of the Permanent Moxie buff.

Orcish Stand-Up Comic: Once retained, the Stand-Up Comic can be paid to enrage your clan members with offensive comedy, giving them a temporary Muscle boost. 30,000 to retain.

• Enables purchase of the Temporary Muscle buff.

Tame Zmobie: Once retained, the Zmobie can be paid to conduct seances with your clan members, giving them a temporary Mysticality boost. 30,000 Meat to retain.

• Enables purchase of the Temporary Mysticality buff.

Gnollish Dental Hygienist: Once retained, the Hygienist can be paid to polish your clan members' teeth, giving them a temporary Moxie boost. 30,000 Meat to retain.

• Enables purchase of the Temporary Moxie buff.

Pirate Booty Hunter: Once retained, the Booty Hunter can be paid to give your clan members booty hunting seminars, giving them a temporary improvement in item drops from monsters. 50,000 Meat to retain.

• Enables purchase of the Temporary Item Drop buff.

Bugbear Pyramid Schemer: Once retained, the Pyramid Schemer can be paid to conduct Make Meat Fast seminars with your clan members, temporarily improving their ability to rake in Meat from monsters. 50,000 Meat to retain.

• Enables purchase of the Temporary Meat Drop buff.

Exotic Masseuse: Once retained, the Masseuse can be paid to give your clan members very expensive, very thorough massages, which will refresh and reinvigorate them, providing one extra Adventure per massage. 100,000 Meat to retain.

• Enables purchase of the Adventure Massage buff.

Once the correct trainer is retained, the matching buffs become available:

• Temporary Buffs:
  • Choose one of:
    • Enraged (+10% Muscle)
    • Ancestral Disapproval (+10% Mysticality)
    • Whitened Teeth (+10% Moxie)
    • Bootyliciousness (+10% Item Drop)
    • Make Meat FA$T! (+20% Meat Drop)
  • For a duration of:
    • 5 turns each: 400 Meat per member (Cheap)
    • 10 turns each: 700 Meat per member (Normal)
    • 15 turns each: 900 Meat per member (Expensive)
• Permanent Buffs:
  • Choose one of:
    • Muscle
    • Mysticality
    • Moxie
  • With an amount of:
    • 2-4 substat points each: 450 Meat per member (Cheap)
    • 5-7 substat points each: 900 Meat per member (Normal)
    • 8-10 substat points each: 1350 Meat per member (Expensive)
• Extra Adventures:
  • Adventure Massage (Immediately gives 1 extra adventure)
    • 10000 Meat per member

Clan Basement: Clans can spend 10,000,000 Meat from their coffers to dig a basement in their hall:

You hire excavators to dig a basement.