Psychedelic fur

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Psychedelic fur
Monster ID 661
Locations A Large Chamber
Hit Points 18
Attack 21
Defense 18
Initiative 20
Meat None
Phylum weird
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, leg, paw, tail
Drops
None
Quest a creased paper strip, a crinkled paper strip, a crumpled paper strip, a folded paper strip, a ragged paper strip, a ripped paper strip, a rumpled paper strip, a torn paper strip
Manuel Entry
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psychedelic fur You're fighting a psychedelic fur

This is a beast-skin rug that appears to have been infused with a combination of hallucinogens and dark magic. As such, it's all tie-dyed and fractal-tastic, and it's coming at you with a murderous glint in its glass eyes. Still, it's a pretty shade of pink.

Hit Message(s):

It releases a pulse of dark magic, and angels fall like rain. You feel like love is all of heaven away. Ow! Ouch! (spooky damage)

It gives you a spooky look that pulls out the ghost in you. Freaky. Ugh! Oof! (spooky damage)

It gives you a heartbreak beating. It feels like love, but it don't mean a lot. Argh! Ooh!

Heaven don't tear you apart. Unfortunately, this monster isn't heaven. Ow! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

It enfolds you and gives you a perfect kiss, somewhere out in the dark. But a kiss ain't enough to undo the damage to your psyche, unfortunately. Ow! Argh! (spooky damage)

Miss Message(s):

It releases a pulse of dark magic, and angels fall like rain. You dodge the angels, and spend a minute chatting with a cute angel.

It tries to erase the ghost in you, but the ghost in you, it don't fade.

It tries to give you a heartbreak beating, but you dance away on the edge of the dark.

Heaven is the whole of the heart, and heaven don't tear you apart. Since the fur just failed to tear you apart, does that make it heaven?

Fumble Message:

It falls to the ground, its dark magics briefly spent. You could loot it, but it doesn't have anything you want to steal -- well, nothing you can touch. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a creased paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a crumpled paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a crinkled paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a folded paper strip (30 chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a ragged paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a ripped paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a rumpled paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a torn paper strip (30% chance)*
You gain ? <substat>.

Occurs at The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave.

References

  • This fight references post-punk popsters The Psychedelic Furs and several of their songs, including "Pretty in Pink", "Heaven", "The Ghost in You", and "Heartbreak Beat". Its "glass eyes" also refer to their song "Mr. Jones".