|Locations||Crimbo Town Toy Factory|
|Defense||Scales with player stats|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
|Quest||elf resistance button|
As you prowl up and down the assembly lines, looking for anyone causing trouble, you see an elf tiptoeing between the rows of working elves, whispering in their ears. You catch a few words here and there -- "fat mafia bastard," "overthrow the despot," "Crimbo Town for elves," "War on Crimbo." Clearly, what this elf is stirring is up trouble.
She convinces a worker elf to smack you with his hobby-horse-building hammer. Ooh! Ooh! Oof! Ugh! Ugh! Argh!
She convinces a worker elf to stab you with his whittlin' knife. It hurts a whittle bit. Ooh! Ow! Oof! Argh! Ow! Ooh!
She convinces a worker elf to stab you with his ribbon-cutting scissors. Argh! Argh! Argh! Ouch! Ooh! Ow!
She convinces a worker elf to sew buttons on your eyes. Yipe! I thought this was a kid's story, man. Oof! Ugh! Ow! Eek! Oof! Ooh! Oof! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh!
She convinces a few worker elves to hold you down while she kicks you in the ribs, provoking intense pain and some truly impressive screams. Ow! Ouch! Ugh! Eek! Eek! Argh!
She tries to convince you to rebel against the Don, but your loyalty is beyond reproach.
She tries to persuade you to hit yourself, but you'd rather hit your elves
She whispers slogans in your ear, but you resist.
She tries to persuade you to value elves, but you have low elf esteem. Sorry.
She forgets a few choice propaganda slogans, and has to go look them up in her little red-and-green book. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: elf resistance button (40% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: elven cellocello (?% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: elven suicide capsule (?% chance)*|
Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009).
- The bit about sewing buttons over your eyes ("I thought this was a kid's story, man.") references the 2002 Neil Gaiman novel Coraline, and the 2009 animated film based on it.
- The last sentence of the introduction is reminiscent of a line from an early Simpsons Christmas episode: local news anchor Kent Brockman says "Twas the night before Christmas, and in this house a creature was stirring. But the only thing he was stirring was: up trouble." This itself is a reference to "A Visit from St. Nicholas".