|Locations||Crimbo Town Toy Factory|
|Defense||Scales with player stats|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
|Quest||bottle of agitprop ink, elf resistance button|
"Now we see the violence inherent in the system!" the elf shouts, and launches himself at you.
He beats you with a hammer and slices you with a sickle. It's pretty symbolically, and actually, painful. Ugh! Ugh! Ooh! Ow!
He hits you with a red-and-green book that details the struggles of the elfretariat. Ugh! Ugh! Eek! Ooh!
He smacks you with a pair of manacles to symbolize the struggle of the common elf. Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! Eek!
He smacks you with a chain, to symbolize the slavery of the elfretariat. Ouch! Argh! Eek! Ugh!
He delivers a stirring speech to a group of worker elves. They cast off their metaphorical chains of servitude, and beat you senseless with decidedly non-metaphorical hammers and sickles. Ugh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
He urges you to read his little red-and-green book, but you decline.
He tells you to break your manacles, but you're not manly enough to do so.
He tells you to cast off your chains, but you haven't forged any chains in life.
He tells you to rise and revolt, but you're already pretty revolting.
He organizes a cell of elves to attack you with sickles, but fortunately they're all struck with sickle-cell anemia and are too weak to attack you. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: elf resistance button (40% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: poison pen (?% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: bottle of agitprop ink (100% chance)*|
Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009).