|Locations||The Laugh Floor|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso, wing|
Man, this is one seriously fancy imp. His horns are immaculately trimmed, his tail is meticulously curled, his teeth are gleaming white, and his claws are razor-sharp. He must spend hours in front of the mirror every day.
He stomps on your foot with his impeccably-manicured hoof. Well, at least he didn't go hoof-to-mouth. Argh! Eek! Eek!
He scratches you with one immaculately-manicured claw. At least it was a clean scratch. Ouch! Ugh! Argh!
He smacks you with his impeccably-plucked tail. At least you didn't get scratched by tail stubble, right? Ugh! Ooh! Ow!
He bites you with one gleaming-white fang. Well, at least you won't get an infection. Oof! Ugh! Ugh!
He pulls out a little mirror, makes sure that his horns are perfectly symmetrical and spotless, then gores you with both of them. It's symmetrically painful. Ooh! Ooh! Ow!
He notices a smudge on his cloven hoof and stops to buff it out.
He stops to polish a tiny spot off of one of his fangs.
He stops to file his claws. Under 'C,' presumably.
He stops to pick a few stray hairs out of his tail.
He notices that one of his horns is a little bigger than the other. He files that one down, then notices that now the *other* horn is bigger, so he files that one down. This continues for a goodly long while. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 40-60 Meat (average: 50, stdev: 4.47)*|
|You acquire an item: imp air (15% chance)*|
|You gain 15 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Laugh Floor