Pr0n chow mein

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pr0n chow mein
pr0n chow mein

This chow mein is tasty and all, but it makes you feel dirty. In a good way, but dirty still. At least it's a cheap meal, and the only thing better than dirty pr0n is cheap pr0n.

Type: food (awesome)
Size: 4
Level required: 7
Selling Price: 130 Meat.

(In-game plural: plates of pr0n chow mein)
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Item number: 817
Description ID: 17731257
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Ezcook.gif herbs spices  
Oven.gif secret blend of herbs and spices olive  
Ezcook.gif olive stir-fry pr0n legs  
Wok sm.gif pr0n stir-fry dry noodles MSG
Equals.gif pr0n chow mein

When Consumed

You chow down on the pr0n chow mein. Your mother would be both proud and mortified, you glorious deviant, you.
AdventuresYou gain 16-23 Adventures.
You gain 20-26 Beefiness.
You gain 20-26 Cheek.
(You gain 4 Fullness.)


  • See the chow mein page for a full analysis of the frabjousness that is chow mein!
  • On July 7th 2015, replaced with menudo ravioli.


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