Poutine ooze

Poutine ooze
Monster ID	225
Locations	Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp
Hit Points	3
Attack	3
Defense	1
No-Hit	13
Initiative	30
Meat	None
Phylum	slime
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	curds, head, french fry
Drops poutine
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a poutine ooze

On the outskirts of the lumberjack camp, you are wheylaid by this monstrosity. It appears to be a mix of cheese curds and gravy that has somehow acquired sentience. Delicious, delicious sentience.

Hit Message(s):

It forces part of itself down your throat. Your blood solidifies and bangs its way painfully through your heart. Eek!

It smacks you with several soggy french fries. It doesn't hurt, but it's icky. Oof! Ooh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

It leaps on your face and sticks a french fry down each of your nostrils. You turn blue. Eek! Ugh! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to curdle your whey, but you don't have any whey.

It tries to smack you with soggy french fries, but you scare it off with a bottle of ketchup you found lying around.

Fumble Message:

It squirms toward you, but gets hit by a tiny covered wagon before it can reach you. (FUMBLE!)

---

After Combat

You acquire an item: poutine (39.0% chance)*

You gain 4 <substat>.

---

Occurs at Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp.

References

• Popular in eastern Canada, Poutine is a heart-stopping fast food made from french fries smothered in fresh cheese and gravy.
• Wheylaid is obviously a pun on "waylaid" and whey, the watery part of milk that separates from the curds in making cheese.