|Locations||Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp|
|Monster Parts||curds, head, french fry|
On the outskirts of the lumberjack camp, you are wheylaid by this monstrosity. It appears to be a mix of cheese curds and gravy that has somehow acquired sentience. Delicious, delicious sentience.
It forces part of itself down your throat. Your blood solidifies and bangs its way painfully through your heart. Eek!
It smacks you with several soggy french fries. It doesn't hurt, but it's icky. Oof! Ooh! Ooh!
It leaps on your face and sticks a french fry down each of your nostrils. You turn blue. Eek! Ugh! Ouch!
It tries to curdle your whey, but you don't have any whey.
It tries to smack you with soggy french fries, but you scare it off with a bottle of ketchup you found lying around.
It squirms toward you, but gets hit by a tiny covered wagon before it can reach you. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: poutine (39.0% chance)*|
|You gain 4 <substat>.|
Occurs at Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp.