Poutine ooze

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Poutine ooze
Monster ID 225
Locations Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp
Hit Points 3
Attack 3
Defense 1
No-Hit 13
Initiative 30
Meat None
Phylum slime
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts curds, head, french fry
Manuel Entry
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poutine ooze You're fighting a poutine ooze

On the outskirts of the lumberjack camp, you are wheylaid by this monstrosity. It appears to be a mix of cheese curds and gravy that has somehow acquired sentience. Delicious, delicious sentience.

Hit Message(s):

It forces part of itself down your throat. Your blood solidifies and bangs its way painfully through your heart. Eek!

It smacks you with several soggy french fries. It doesn't hurt, but it's icky. Oof! Ooh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

It leaps on your face and sticks a french fry down each of your nostrils. You turn blue. Eek! Ugh! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to curdle your whey, but you don't have any whey.

It tries to smack you with soggy french fries, but you scare it off with a bottle of ketchup you found lying around.

Fumble Message:

It squirms toward you, but gets hit by a tiny covered wagon before it can reach you. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Poutine.gifYou acquire an item: poutine (39.0% chance)*
You gain 4 <substat>.

Occurs at Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp.


  • Popular in eastern Canada, Poutine is a heart-stopping fast food made from french fries smothered in fresh cheese and gravy.
  • Wheylaid is obviously a pun on "waylaid" and whey, the watery part of milk that separates from the curds in making cheese.