Possessed can of tomatoes

Possessed can of tomatoes
Monster ID	145
Locations	The Haunted Pantry
Hit Points	1
Attack	1
Defense	0
No-Hit	11
Initiative	50
Meat	2-4
Phylum	undead
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, can, leg
Drops razor-sharp can lid, tomato, folder (yellow)
Bounty	shredded can label
Pickpocket	possessed tomato
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a possessed can of tomatoes

Inside the haunted pantry, you encounter this abomination. You assume a fighting stance, and prepare to match your opponent with a can of whup-ass.

Hit Message(s):

It kicks you right in the can. Ow!

It pastes you in the <solar plexus>. Now you've got a bruise and a stain. Oof!

It bonks its aluminum body right into your <nipple>. Man, that's going to leave a bruise. Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

It opens its can and spews tomato guts all over you! Normally, that wouldn't hurt, but you just happen to be allergic to tomatoes. You break out in hives, then get stung by several bees. Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to kick your can, but you refuse to turn around.

It tries to paste you in the <leg>, but you avoid the dicey situation.

It tries to batter you with its aluminum body, but you're immune to battering because you've drunk a lot of beer.

Fumble Message:

It starts to attack you again, but you decide to try psychology. "Hey," you say, "are you a tom-ay-to or a tom-ah-to?" The can stops, confused, and decides to call the whole "attacking you" thing off. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 2-4 Meat (average: 3.0, stdev: 0.7)*

You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid (45.7% chance)*

You acquire an item: tomato (59.7% chance)*

You acquire an item: folder (yellow) (5% chance)*

• If you are on the appropriate bounty hunt:

You acquire an item: shredded can label (100% chance)*

You gain 1 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Haunted Pantry.

Notes

• Using Pickpocket on this monster may yield a possessed tomato from about 15% of pickpocket attempts.
• The folder (yellow) cannot drop unless you have an Over-the-shoulder Folder Holder equipped.