Possessed can of tomatoes
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|Possessed can of tomatoes|
|Locations||The Haunted Pantry|
|Monster Parts||arm, can, leg|
|Bounty||shredded can label|
Inside the haunted pantry, you encounter this abomination. You assume a fighting stance, and prepare to match your opponent with a can of whup-ass.
It kicks you right in the can. Ouch!
It pastes you in the <shins>. Now you've got a bruise and a stain. Ugh!
It bonks its aluminum body right into your <elbow>. Man, that's going to leave a bruise. Ooh!
It opens its can and spews tomato guts all over you! Normally, that wouldn't hurt, but you just happen to be allergic to tomatoes. You break out in hives, then get stung by several bees. Oof!
It tries to kick your can, but you refuse to turn around.
It tries to paste you in the <head>, but you avoid the dicey situation.
It tries to batter you with its aluminum body, but you're immune to battering because you've drunk a lot of beer.
It starts to attack you again, but you decide to try psychology. "Hey," you say, "are you a tom-ay-to or a tom-ah-to?" The can stops, confused, and decides to call the whole "attacking you" thing off. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 2-4 Meat (average: 3.0, stdev: 0.7)*|
|You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid (45.7% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: tomato (59.7% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: folder (yellow) (?% chance)*|
- If you are on the appropriate bounty hunt:
|You acquire an item: shredded can label (100% chance)*|
|You gain 1 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Haunted Pantry.