Polymorphic fastening apparatus

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polymorphic fastening apparatus
polymorphic fastening apparatus

So, you've probably seen a pair of armored pants before, and you've probably noticed that the, shall we say, crotchical region is remarkably smooth and featureless on pants like that. And you've probably asked the person wearing those pants "hey, how do you get into those pants?" And that person has probably either slapped you or said "well, you could start by buying me a drink."

Well, now you know how they do it: this is an apparatus designed to cover the crotchical region. It fastens together, then seamlessly seals itself until the wearer decides to remove it. Nifty!

Cannot be traded or discarded

(In-game plural: polymorphic fastening apparata)
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Item number: 3074
Description ID: 644106227
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Obtained From

Obsoleted Areas/Methods
A Sinister Dodecahedron
Walkin' in a Dystopian Future Wonderland


  • The description references a common pickup line, which generally follows with one of the two options given.


TOP 10 polymorphic fastening apparatus collections
1. Marshall - 3 | 2. Kugetsu - 1 | 3. motheshmo - 1 | 4. zaksquatch - 1 | 5. fen - 1
6. MadddddDog - 1 | 7. Chineselegolas - 1 | 8. apr131958 - 1 | 9. Ayla - 1 | 10. Magnus Thunderblade - 1
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings