Pocket Professor

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Pocket Professor

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Plastic Professor
Knows about space, time, and more
You will learn a lot

Items, MP, and Exciting Lectures!


Ability: Increases item drop, regens MP after combat and grants the skills %fn, lecture on relativity, %fn, lecture on mass, %fn, lecture on velocity and %fn, deliver your thesis! in combat, Lecture uses are based on familiar weight.

Throne/Bjorn: +1 Stat(s) per fight and restores some MP during the first 3 turns of combat.

Hatchling: Lilprofessoroff.gif packaged Pocket Professor

Familiar-Specific Equipment: Memchip.gif Pocket Professor memory chip

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Mumming Trunk Abilities:

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+15% Meat Drop 4-5 MP +3 Muscle statgain +15% Item Drop +3 Mysticality statgain 18-20HP +2 Moxie statgain
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Combat Messages
  • After Combat, granting +items:
    <name> displays "WHEEEEEE."
    <name> displays "PHYSICS IS THE DANCE OF THE UNIVERSE."
    <name> displays "MATHEMATICS IS THE DANCING OF SCIENCE."
  • After Combat, restoring MP:
    To avoid overloading its circuits, <name> dumps some excess electricity into you.
    You reach out to grab <name> and receive a jolt from the battery.
    <name> quantum-shifts you to a nearby universe where everything is the same except you have more MP.
MPYou gain some Mana Points.
  • Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
    You get a little shock from <name>'s battery.
MPYou gain some Mana Points.
  • Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
    You get a little shock from <name>'s battery.
MPYou gain some Mana Points.

Arena Messages

None. The Pocket Professor has no weaknesses.

Notes

  • Restores MP at the end of combat (like a Ghuol Whelp) using the formula floor((weight+5)/2) to weight+5 with a 100% activation rate.
  • Lecture on velocity delevels monster attack and defense. It also gives an approximately equal amount of substats in your character's mainstat, capped at 150.
  • Lecture on mass seems to increase item drops.
  • Lecture on relativity creates a chained combat with the same opponent after the current combat if you win, similar to Ed the Undying.
  • All three lecture skills share a daily limit determined by the Professor's current Familiar Weight using the formula (2n-1), where n is the number of casts used that day.

The relationship between familiar weight and Lecture charges is shown in the table below.

Lectures Weight Additional weight required
1 1 lbs. n/a
2 2? 1
3 5 3
4 10 5
5 17 7
6 26 9
7 37 11
8 50 13
9 65 15
10 82 17
11 101 19
12 122 21
13 145 23
14 170 25
15 197 27
  • An equipped Pocket Professor memory chip lets you access the next 2 Lectures without the required weight. This means that if it is 122 pounds and you use all 12 normal Lectures, as well as the 2 memory chip lectures, you will NOT have another Lecture available at 145 pounds (where the 13th Lecture would be available), rather you would need to get to 197, instead.
  • The skill %fn, deliver your thesis! defeats the enemy, gives extra adventures based on the monster's HP, and reduces the Professor's experience by 200. This skill only appears if your Pocket Professor has 400 or more experience, and does not share a counter with the Lecture skills, simply only being usable once per day.
  • The relationship between monster HP and adventures gained is depicted as follows:
Monster HP Adventures gained
1 - 15 2
16 - 80 4
81 - 255 6
256 - 624 8
625 - 1295 10
1296+ 11

History

Prior to a trivial update on 2019/09/25, Pocket Professor granted 1 Lecture per ~6.62 pounds. This was tweaked to be more generous at low weight and less... obviously broken at mega weight:

Lectures per day Weight with memory chip Weight without memory chip
1 0 lbs. 0 lbs.
2 0 7
3 0 14
4 7 20
5 14 27
6 20 34
7 27 40
8 34 47
9 40 54
10 47 60
11 54 67
12 60 73
13 67 80
14 73 87
15 80 93
16 87 100
17 93 107
18 100 113
19 107 120
20 113 126