Plexiglass pikestaff

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plexiglass pikestaff
plexiglass pikestaff

This is by far the best pike to come down the pike in a long time. It's a long, thick walking stick, tipped with a loving, detailed, and extremely heavy depiction of a common freshwater fish. It was forged in the misty mountains (or perhaps the foggy flatlands) by seven-foot tall dwarves and consecrated by Deep Fat Friars. It's clear, hefty, virtually indestructible, and undeniably badass. Jump up, touch your toes, and enjoy.

Type: weapon (2-handed club)
Damage: 18 - 36
Muscle Required: 75
Outfit: Transparent Trappings
  (6 items)

Cannot be traded or discarded

Weapon Damage +25
+9 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Muscle +30%


(In-game plural: plexiglass pikestaffs)
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Item number: 1230
Description ID: 179184971
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Obtained From

Ascension Reward
Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Seal Clubber.

Messages

You leap into the air, grab your toes, do a somersault, and thrust forward with your pike as you land. You spear <it> for X damage. SPLAT! SMACK! BONK!
You slash <it> with the razor-sharp pike at the end of your pike for X damage. BONK! ZOT! BONK!
You smack <it> with the pike at the end of your pike. It's clear that the fishes are not so delicious, but actually quite painful. You do X damage. KERBLAM! ZAP! BAM!
You spin your plexiglass pike pike, bonking <it> with the butt end and slashing with the sharp, fishy end for X damage. BIFF! BARF! BIFF!
Your motives, as well as your weapon, are transparent as you hit <it> for X damage. SMACK! BARF! BIFF!

Notes

  • As mentioned on a trivial update on April 15th, 2010, this item's name and type were changed from plexiglass pike pike and spear, to plexiglass pikestaff and club, respectively. Also, in the description, "razor-sharp depiction of a common freshwater fish" was changed to "extremely heavy depiction of a common freshwater fish".
  • Before May 1, 2012 this used to give 10 extra PVP fights.

References

  • The Misty Mountains is a reference to The Lord of the Rings books by J. R. R. Tolkien.
  • The last part of the description (and the first hit message listed) refers to the "pike position" in diving and other feats of athleticism, wherein the diver reaches over and touches their toes.
  • The quote about "the fishes are not so delicious" refers to part of the slogan for Goldfish crackers.
  • The "common freshwater fish" is, of course, a pike.

See Also

Collection

TOP 10 plexiglass pikestaff collections
1. watchless dead guy - 55 | 2. Schlurp - 36 | 3. smash24 - 26 | 4. Iron Bob - 24 | 5. Josim - 22
6. FatQuack - 21 | 7. SRO - 19 | 8. Tweeky - 18 | 9. Karl Marx - 18 | 10. warebar - 17
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings
Ascension Rewards
Gemstones: pork elf goodies sack (baconstone - hamethyst - porquoise)
Paths: Retenez L'Herbe Paté - bottle of single-barrel whiskey - Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air
Challenge Paths: Thwaitgold statuette - picky tweezers (Picky) - note from Clancy (Avatar of Boris)
Other: disassembled clover - big rock (Bad Moon)

  SC TT P S DB AT
Standard Normal Para bag.gif
punching bag
Para hat.gif
pith helmet
Para shirt.gif
poncho
Para necklace.gif
pendant
Para pants.gif
palazzos
Para accordion.gif
pseudoaccordion
Standard Hardcore Tc truss.gif
truss
Tc pants.gif
trousers
Tc tongs.gif
tongs
Tc cape.gif
train
Tc tietack.gif
tie tack
Tc tambourine.gif
tambourine
Hardcore Ssshil.gif
shillelagh
Sscap.gif
skullcap
Ssnecklace.gif
solitaire
Ssscarf.gif
scarf
Ssslacks.gif
slacks
Sssus.gif
suspenders
Oxycore Plexpike.gif
pikestaff
Plexpith.gif
pith helmet
Plexpock.gif
pocketwatch
Plexpink.gif
pinky ring
Plexpant.gif
pants
Plexpend.gif
pendant
Bad Moon Brimbludgeon.gif
bludgeon
Brimbunker.gif
bunker
Brimbrooch.gif
brooch
Brimbracelet.gif
bracelet
Brimboxers.gif
boxers
Brimberet.gif
beret