Plexiglass pants

plexiglass pants Not trousers, not cargo shorts, and certainly not lederhosen -- these are just a sharply-tailored pair of pants made out of indestructible, clear, and shiny plexiglass. The discriminating badass of impeccable taste will choose no other lower-body-covering option. As a bonus, because of the transparent nature of the garment, when you're wearing these pants it'll be obvious to everyone that you're insane. Type: pants Power: 180 Moxie Required: 75 Outfit:  Transparent Trappings    (6 items) Cannot be traded or discarded Combat Initiative +25% +20% Item Drops from Monsters Moxie +30% (In-game plural: pairs of plexiglass pants)

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Obtained From

Ascension Reward

Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Disco Bandit.

References

• This item description references the so-called "World's Shortest Joke": A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing pants made of Saran Wrap. The doctor takes one look at him and says, "Well, I can clearly see (your/you're) nuts."

See Also

• Combat Initiative
• Items from Monsters
• Moxie Modifiers

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Ascension Rewards

Gemstones: pork elf goodies sack (baconstone - hamethyst - porquoise) Paths: Retenez L'Herbe Paté - bottle of single-barrel whiskey - Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air Challenge Paths: Thwaitgold statuette - picky tweezers (Picky) - note from Clancy (Avatar of Boris) Other: disassembled clover - big rock (Bad Moon)

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