Not trousers, not cargo shorts, and certainly not lederhosen -- these are just a sharply-tailored pair of pants made out of indestructible, clear, and shiny plexiglass. The discriminating badass of impeccable taste will choose no other lower-body-covering option. As a bonus, because of the transparent nature of the garment, when you're wearing these pants it'll be obvious to everyone that you're insane.
(In-game plural: pairs of plexiglass pants)
- This item description references the so-called "World's Shortest Joke": A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing pants made of Saran Wrap. The doctor takes one look at him and says, "Well, I can clearly see (your/you're) nuts."
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