Plastic guitar

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plastic guitar
plastic guitar

This is a little plastic guitar, with five buttons instead of strings and a little switch you click back and forth instead of strumming. It's perfect for those who want to spend hours practicing a musical instrument, without that pesky "able to play music" part at the end.

Type: ranged weapon (2-handed guitar)
Damage: 10 - 20
Moxie Required: 35
Selling Price: 74 Meat.

Moxie +5
Combat Initiative +15%


(In-game plural: plastic guitars)
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Item number: 3863
Description ID: 350296101
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Obtained From

The Valley of Rof L'm Fao
Lamz0r N00b

Messages

You play a blistering riff on your plastic guitar. In your head it goes screedly meedly reeeow, but your opponent just hear click click click. Still, you do X damage. CLICK CLICK CLICK
You play a flawless series of clicks on all five buttons, feeling like a guitar hero in a rock band. Your self-delusion hits <it> for X damage. CLICKITY CLICK CLICK
You play a tune of your own composition on the plastic guitar. It goes a little something like click click click click. Your opponent takes X damage from the annoying noise. CLICK CLICKITY CLICK
You play that classic plastic guitar tune, "click click clickety click." <It> winces with each click, taking a total of X damage. CLICKITY CLICK CLICKITY

Notes

References

  • The entire description is a reference to the Guitar Hero and Rock Band series of games, which use similar guitar controllers.
  • The screedly meedly reeeow hit message is probably a reference to one of StrongBad's emails from Homestar*Runner.

See Also

Collection

TOP 10 plastic guitar collections
1. Oakianus - 50000 | 2. Lilac - 46612 | 3. prETty - 5026 | 4. Lugiatic - 3106 | 5. MehPlusRawr - 2435
6. Raullen - 1688 | 7. skareeno - 1149 | 8. PlastikObst - 1110 | 9. haruki_jitsunin - 936 | 10. miSTRESS of the OBVIOUS - 869
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings