Plain old beer
This can of beer is cold, but it's domestic. Sort of like your wife, am I right?
(In-game plural: cans of plain old beer)
|You pop the top and drink the beer. It's like making love in a canoe -- it'd be perfectly pleasant if only your ass wasn't all wet.|
|You gain 1 Drunkenness.|
- The message about "making love in a canoe" is a twist on the Monty Python joke "American beer is like making love in a canoe: it's fucking close to water".
- Sometime between May 2, 2013 and November 29, 2013, this item became a Cocktailcrafting ingredient.
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