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|Locations||A Crowd of Adventurers|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
You approach a cloaked adventurer to see if this is the right place for the contest. He turns around to reveal one of those horrifying bird masks doctors used to wear during times of plague.
Then he pulls out a black rolling pin, carved with malevolent-looking arcane runes, and you realize that dammit, <name>, he's a chef, not a doctor.
He just... stares at you. With those creepy bird mask eyes. Just stares right at you. Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! (spooky damage)
He produces a maggot pie from the folds of his robe and throws it at your face. Oof! Ugh! Argh! (spooky damage)
He produces a syringe full of black fluid and injects it into your arm. You suffer a brief but extremely disturbing hallucination. Oof! Ow! Ouch! (spooky damage)
He pulls a blood sausage out of his pocket and throws it on the ground in front of you, where it explodes into a horrifying mist of liquefied entrails and blood. That's what blood sausage is, by the way -- entrails and blood. Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! (spooky damage)
He just... stares at you. With those creepy bird mask eyes. Just stares right at you. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Ouch! Ugh! (spooky damage)
Some mysterious force prevents you from hitting. You miss!
(blocks your attack)
|You gain ? <substat>.|
Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Spookiest Adventurer contest) in The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.