Pernicious puddle of pesto

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Pernicious puddle of pesto
Monster ID 659
Locations A Large Chamber
Hit Points 18
Attack 21
Defense 21
Initiative 20
Meat None
Phylum slime
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts pseudopod
Drops
None
Quest a crinkled paper strip, a folded paper strip, a ripped paper strip, a rumpled paper strip, a torn paper strip
Manuel Entry
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pernicious puddle of pesto You're fighting a pernicious puddle of pesto

This is a puddle of a green sauce made from basil, pine nuts, and olive oil. Normally it's tasty stuff, but I don't recommend you get any of this particular example in your mouth.

Hit Message(s):

It somehow clogs your arteries from the outside. Man, that stuff's bad for you. Ouch! Ugh!

It pesters you with its pesto. You get so annoyed that you try to kick it, and end up kicking the wall instead. Yeowch! Ouch! Argh!

The pesto puddle produces a poisonous protruding p-seudopod, primarily for the purposes of punching, pummelling, and other pugilistic pastimes. Pow! Ouch! Oof!

You step in the olive oil trail it's leaving and slip in a tragically comic fashion, splitting your noggin on the floor. Ouch! Oof!

It hits you square in the nuts. Wait, I mean it hits you with some of its nuts. The pine nuts. Get your mind out of the gutter. Ugh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

The puddle extends a pseudopod which, curiously enough, has a knife. In your surprise, you forget to dodge. Ugh! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

The puddle extrudes a pseudopod and punches you with it. Fortunately it just sort of goes 'splat'.

It tries to clog your arteries, but that doesn't work very well from the outside.

You slip on its olive-oil trail and fall head over feet. Fortunately, your head is *always* over your feet, so you don't hurt yourself.

It tries to pelt you with pine nuts, but you're not nuts enough to not dodge.

The puddle slithers up to you, but you calmly step away from it.

It pesters you with its pesto, but you grin and bear it.

Fumble Message:

The puddle burbles mindlessly for a moment. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a creased paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a crumpled paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a crinkled paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a folded paper strip (30 chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a ragged paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a ripped paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a rumpled paper strip (30% chance)*
Paperstrip.gifYou acquire an item: a torn paper strip (30% chance)*

Occurs in A Large Chamber.