Pernicious puddle of pesto
| Pernicious puddle of pesto | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 659 |
| Locations | A Large Chamber |
| Hit Points | 18 |
| Attack | 21 |
| Defense | 21 |
| Initiative | 20 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | slime |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | pseudopod |
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| Quest | a crinkled paper strip, a folded paper strip, a ripped paper strip, a rumpled paper strip, a torn paper strip |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a pernicious puddle of pestoThis is a puddle of a green sauce made from basil, pine nuts, and olive oil. Normally it's tasty stuff, but I don't recommend you get any of this particular example in your mouth.
Hit Message(s):
It somehow clogs your arteries from the outside. Man, that stuff's bad for you. Ugh! Argh!
It pesters you with its pesto. You get so annoyed that you try to kick it, and end up kicking the wall instead. Yeowch! Eek! Ugh!
The pesto puddle produces a poisonous protruding p-seudopod, primarily for the purposes of punching, pummelling, and other pugilistic pastimes. Pow! Ouch! Ouch!
You step in the olive oil trail it's leaving and slip in a tragically comic fashion, splitting your noggin on the floor. Argh! Argh!
It hits you square in the nuts. Wait, I mean it hits you with some of its nuts. The pine nuts. Get your mind out of the gutter. Ugh! Ouch!
The puddle extends a pseudopod which, curiously enough, has a knife. In your surprise, you forget to dodge. Oof! Oof!
The puddle extrudes a pseudopod and punches you with it. Fortunately it just sort of goes 'splat'.
It tries to clog your arteries, but that doesn't work very well from the outside.
You slip on its olive-oil trail and fall head over feet. Fortunately, your head is *always* over your feet, so you don't hurt yourself.
It tries to pelt you with pine nuts, but you're not nuts enough to not dodge.
The puddle slithers up to you, but you calmly step away from it.
It pesters you with its pesto, but you grin and bear it.
The puddle burbles mindlessly for a moment. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: a creased paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a crumpled paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a crinkled paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a folded paper strip (30 chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a ragged paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a ripped paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a rumpled paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a torn paper strip (30% chance)* |
Occurs in A Large Chamber.
