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|Locations||every 25-35 adventures on Talk Like a Pirate Day from IV onwards|
|Hit Points||Equal to player HP|
|Attack||Scales with player stats|
|Defense||Scales with player stats|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
This be a pirate who was expelled from the pirate life. Not a man jack be sure why, though some bilge rats babble some nonsense about "a name that doesn't start with an adjective that ends in 'y'."
Whatever the reason for his ostracization, he's not too happy about it, and ye can be sure he's going to take it out on you.
He punches ye in the <eye>. It wouldn't hurt, except he uses his hook hand. Argh! Oof! Ow! Ouch!
He pegs you in the leg with his pegleg. Ooh! Ooh! Eek! Ouch!
He cuts you into cutlets with his cutlass, alas. Ow! Ugh! Eek!
Ye calls him a pathetic peripatetic pirate. He's so enraged at the tongue twister that he pummels ye but good. Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Ugh!
He says, "I be a fearsome pirate! I was the best booty-looter that ever sailed the eleven seas! And they marooned me!" and then pummels ye with his good hand and his hook hand. Eek! Ouch! Oof! Ow!
He tries to punch ye in the <ear>, but gets his hook stuck in the wall. Did I mention that wall behind ye?
He tries to peg you in the leg with his pegleg, but you avoid getting pegged.
He tries to cut you with his cutlass, but you point out you're hardly a lass.
Ye calls him a pathetic peripatetic pirate. He doesn't seem to have a good comeback for that.
You say, "well, I think you're a fearsome pirate. I wouldn't have kicked you off of my crew." He gets teary-eyed and says, "that means a lot to me, land-lubber." (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: can of Binarrrca (? chance)*|
|You acquire an item: black spot (? chance)*|
Occurred randomly as a wandering monster on Talk Like a Pirate Day