Peripatetic Pasta

This is the page to keep track of the Myst class revamp monsters.

On November 13^th 2013, strange, artificial, heavily processed things started to show up all over the kingdom. And on the 15^th, the processed things started to drop a Chef Boy, R&D's business card, which gives the address of the guy in charge.

On November 17^th 2013, the Peripatetic Pasta had stopped appearing.

Monsters

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Box of Crafty Dinner -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: handful of crafty noodles, handful of crafty noodles Meat Drop: None Monster Level: unknown • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: unknown Monster Defense: unknown Hit Points: unknown Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky Damage Resistance: 100%

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Frozen Bag of Tortellini -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Chef Boy, R&D's business card, freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini Meat Drop: None Monster Level: unknown • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: unknown Monster Defense: unknown Hit Points: unknown Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: cold, weak against hot and spooky Damage Resistance: 100%

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Possessed Can of Creepy Pasta -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: tangled mass of creepy pasta, tangled mass of creepy pasta Meat Drop: None Monster Level: unknown • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: unknown Monster Defense: unknown Hit Points: unknown Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench Damage Resistance: 100%

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Possessed Can of Linguine-Os -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: spoonful of Linguine-Os, spoonful of Linguine-Os Meat Drop: None Monster Level: unknown • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: unknown Monster Defense: unknown Hit Points: unknown Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: hot, weak against stench and sleaze Damage Resistance: 100%

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Possessed Jar of Alphredo™ -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: blob of Alphredo™, blob of Alphredo™ Meat Drop: None Monster Level: unknown • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: unknown Monster Defense: unknown Hit Points: unknown Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: stench, weak against cold and sleaze Damage Resistance: 100%

Notes

• All of the monsters are resistant to physical damage
• Each elementally to a different element.
• None of the combats take an adventure.

See Also

• Class revamps
• Wandering monsters