Perforated battle paddle

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perforated battle paddle
perforated battle paddle

This is the next generation of frat-paddle, complete with holes drilled through it for minimal wind resistance. Its handle is ergonomically designed, its striking surface is coated with high-impact kevlar, and it's still as homoerotic as every other frat-paddle. Y'all ready to bust some ass?

Type: weapon (2-handed club)
Damage: 18 - 35
Muscle Required: 72
Selling Price: 90 Meat.

Weapon Damage +10

(In-game plural: perforated paddle battles)
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Item number: 2071
Description ID: 874003168
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Obtained From

The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
I Am The Brotherhood (one-time)
The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
War Frat 151st Captain
War Frat 151st Infantryman
War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman
War Frat Elite 500th Captain
The Orcish Frat House (Wartime) (35 quarters)



  • The last line in the description is an exact quote uttered by Ben Affleck's character in Dazed and Confused.

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