Penultimate Fantasy chest

Penultimate Fantasy chest

This is a chest you found on the Penultimate Fantasy Airship. It probably contains goodies.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 108 Meat.

(In-game plural: Penultimate Fantasy chests)

Obtained From

You open the chest...

You gain 100-200 Meat.

You acquire some cocoa eggshell fragments

You acquire some phonics downs

You acquire some scrolls of drastic healing

You acquire some soft green echo eyedrop antidotes

You acquire some super-spiky hair gels

You acquire some tiny houses

In Way of the Surprising Fist, where the Meat message should be there is instead:

There some Meat in it, but you drop it off the side of the airship. It'll probably land on someone needy.

You will receive 2-5 items from each chest (averaging 150 meat and 3.5 items per chest).

This item is a parody of the classic Final Fantasy (and many other RPG) chests containing items that you find during your adventures.

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Meat-Producing Items - edit

ancient vinyl coin purse 650-750	bag of park garbage 150-250	black pension check 400-450	briefcase 300 (sometimes)	chest of the Bonerdagon 3000
collection of tiny spooky objects 100-1000	CSA discount card 300	cursed piece of thirteen 500-1000 (or a combat adventure)	dungeon dragon chest 450-550	duct tape wallet 2500-3600
envelope full of Meat 500 (Affected by +meat% modifiers)	fat wallet 350-450	flytrap pellet 300-400 (sometimes)	Gathered Meat-Clip 420-620	handful of tips 300-400 (Lose ~20k Meat every 30 uses)
haunted Hell ramen ?-20-?	Hell ramen 20-29	kobold treasure hoard 10 (plus possibly a familiar hatchling)	LOLmec statuette 1 million	meat globe 600-800 (if there's one in your dwelling)
nest egg 150	Orcish meat locker 90-110	old coin purse 450-550	old leather wallet 400-600	Penultimate Fantasy chest 100-200 (plus some items)
pixel coin 2000	pixellated moneybag 450-550	roll of meat 1750 (some of which are meat stacks)	shiny stones 140-160	smut orc keepsake box 1400-1500 (after bridge is finished)
SMOOCH bottlecap 1000	solid gold jewel 100,000	stolen meatpouch 30-50	Warm Subject gift certificate 400-500 (except for first use with Torso Awaregness)