Penguin mafioso

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Penguin mafioso
Monster ID 2005
Locations Crimbo's Sack, Crimbo's Jelly
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Moxie+5
Defense Player's Muscle+5
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum weird
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts bowtie, head, leg, torso, wing
Drops
negative lump
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
penguin mafioso You're fighting penguin mafioso

Everything that's wrong with commercialism and capitalism, wrapped up in a snappy suit with a bow on it.

Hit Message(s):

The mafia penguin summons a bunch of noodles to strangle you with. With which to strangle you. Ow! Oof! Ugh!

The mafia penguin unwraps a present, revealing a violin case. He opens the case to reveal a violin. And then he hits you with the violin. Argh! Eek! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

The mob penguin gives you a giftwrapped present, and clubs you in the back of the head with a truncheon while you're distracted opening it. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Ouch! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

The mafia penguin tries to summon a bunch of noodles to strangle you with, but only gets raviolis.

The mafia penguin unwraps a present, revealing a violin case. He opens the case to reveal a gun, and seems shocked and disappointed.

Fumble Message:

The mafia penguin gives you a present, which you unwrap to discover a severed horse's head. "Aw, thank you!" you exclaim. "How considerate! That's just what I've always wanted!" The penguin seems nonplussed by this. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Chocolump.gifYou acquire an item: negative lump (% chance)*

Occurs at Crimbo's Sack.

References

  • The message about the horse's head is a reference to a scene in the 1972 film The Godfather, in which the head of a prized racehorse was placed in its owner's bed while he was asleep. In the Loathing context, however, the severed rocking horse head is a sought-after piece of history.