Peacannon

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Peacannon
Monster ID 1215
Locations Anywhere, 3-9 turns after leveling to level 3, reappearing every 10-15 turns until you defeat it
Hit Points 22
Attack 16
Defense 15
Initiative 30
Meat unknown
Phylum plant
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts unknown
Drops
hunter brain
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Peacannon You're fighting Peacannon

With an odd sort of "sproing" noise, a bright green plant unexpectedly sprouts out of the ground in front of you. At least, it seems to be a plant, except for the blinking eyeballs atop its rounded cannon-like... body? Flower?

Man, I don't know. Whatever this crazy thing is, it doesn't seem to like you much.

Hit Message(s):

It shoots a pea at you. There's a bright flash of white all over your body as it hits. Was that pea on an electric fence, or something? Ow! Eek! Ooh! Ouch!

It shoots a pea at your head and pea-brains you. Argh! Oof! Oof! Eek!

It shoots a pea at your eye, leaving a deep bruise in your decaying flesh. Man, I thought vegetables were supposed to be good for you. Ouch! Eek! Oof! Ugh!

It shoots a pea at you, leaving a pea-shaped welt on your <arse>. Eek! Ouch! Ooh! Ugh!

It shoots a pea at you. You pee a little bit as it hits you. Oof! Ugh! Eek! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

It shoots three peas at you in rapid succession. They all go so deep into your body that you are now technically a peapod. Eek! Oof! Ugh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

It shoots a pea at you, but gets the pea in the pool instead.

It shoots a pea at your head, but you're not too pea-brained to dodge.

It shoots a pea at you, but it's too mushy to do any damage.

It shoots a pea at you, but you dodge the pea, sitting down.

Fumble Message:

It seems to run out of ammo, so it just stands there blinking at you. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Realbrain.gifYou acquire an item: hunter brain (100% chance)*

Occurs after reaching level 3 on a Zombie Slayer path.

References

  • The "Peacannon", also known as a "Peashooter", is one of the basic units in the tower defense game Plants vs. Zombies.
    • Like other Zombie Slayer hunters, this character is known for facing zombies. Plants vs. Zombies, as the name suggests, is a constant battle between the player's plants and a zombie horde.
  • Many references are a pun on the word pee (electric fence, sitting down, in the pool).