|Locations||The Defiled Nook, The VERY Unquiet Garves|
|Monster Parts||leg, skull, torso, ribcage, arm|
This skeleton is still holding on to the lifestyle that turned it into a skeleton in the first place.
The skeleton throws its drink in your face. Cold! Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
The skeleton lets out a festive whoop, which your non-undead ears perceive as a mournful wail. Ouch! Ugh! (spooky damage)
The skeleton holds up its drink to toast you, but spills some of it down the back of your shirt instead. Blech. Ugh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
The skeleton burns your <kidney> with its cigarette. Story of your life. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Eek!
The skeleton lurches toward you to attack, but spills its drink and get distracted.
The skeleton moves to attack you, but finds itself briefly immobilized by a ball and chain. It then spends a moment taking away the ball and chain.
The skeleton pauses to take a deep drag on its cigarette. Given its lack of lungs, you're not sure why. Old habit I guess.
The skeleton pauses to take a deep drag on its cigarette. Given its lack of lungs, you're not sure why. Old habit I guess. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: loose teeth (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: skeleton bone (% chance)*|
and one of:
|You acquire an item: margarita|
|You acquire an item: monkey wrench|
|You acquire an item: salty dog|
|You acquire an item: strawberry wine|
|You acquire an item: tequila sunrise|
|You acquire an item: vodka martini|