Panty Raider Frat Boy

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Panty Raider Frat Boy
Monster ID 421
Locations The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
Hit Points 250
Attack 200
Defense 180
No-Hit 210
Initiative 100
Meat None
Phylum orc
Elements sleaze
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
depantsing bomb, depantsing bomb, Elmley shades, PADL Phone, panty raider camouflage,white class ring
Manuel Entry
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Panty Raider Frat Boy You're fighting a Panty Raider Frat Boy

This is a member of an elite sub-unit of the Frat Boy Army (whose motto is "A Brotherhood of One, Bra"). His mission is to infiltrate Sorority Orc houses and steal the Sorority Orc's underwear. The dangers inherent in that mission are only surpassed by the inherent sleaziness involved. Panty raiders are generally more stealthy and less prone to displays of violence than normal frat boys, which isn't saying much. No one is sure what the panty raiders do with the panties right after they collect them, but somehow the whole process ends in profit.

Hit Message(s):

He climbs on top of a bunk-bed, then uses his concealed position to fire rocks at you from a thong-underwear slingshot. Ugh! Eek! Ugh!

He suddenly vanishes. You look around frantically, but don't see him. Then you feel a pair of fishnet stockings tighten around your throat. Oof! Ow! Ow!

He uses a brassiere as a double-barreled slingshot, hitting you in your <kidney> and <bung>. Ouch! Ouch! Ow!

He whips out a pair of panties and whips you in the <kidney> with it. It's surprisingly painful. Oof! Ow! Ooh! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He sneaks up behind you and garrottes you with a pair of panties. Clean ones, thankfully, but the whole "not being able to breathe" thing still isn't any fun. Oof! Oof! Ow! Ooh! Oof! (sleaze damage)

Miss Message(s):

He tries to smother you with a suspiciously large pair of boy-shorts, but you dodge.

He reaches into his pocket and whips out a pair of... boxers? He looks embarrassed and retreats for a minute.

He tries to strangle you with a brassiere, but it unhooks in the front, so you just unhook it and escape.

He tries to use a thong as a slingshot, but he can't find any ammo.

Fumble Message:

He sneaks up behind you and tries to garrotte you with a pair of panties. Thankfully, he picked a thong, which snaps before it crushes your windpipe. (FUMBLE!)

Special Move(s):

He vanishes and reappears behind you, at which point he ties a thong around your throat. You gasp both in disgust and for air.

Sad.gifYou acquire an effect: Strangulated
(duration: 1 Adventure)

After Combat

Smokebomb.gifYou acquire an item: depantsing bomb (10% chance)*
Smokebomb.gifYou acquire an item: depantsing bomb (10% chance)*
Elmleys.gifYou acquire an item: Elmley shades (5% chance)*
Padl.gifYou acquire an item: PADL Phone (3% chance)*
Tube.gifYou acquire an item: panty raider camouflage (10% chance)*
Rankring3.gifYou acquire an item: white class ring (30% chance)*
You gain 50 <substat>.

Occurs in The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).

Notes

  • Strangulated continues to do damage through every combat round. The initial attack itself does not appear to do damage directly. The damage done is 25% (rounded up) of your current HP at the start of the round.
  • The Panty Raider Frat Boy may use his special attack even if your familiar blocks his attack that round.
  • Formerly dropped chloroform rags. This was changed at some point before March 26th, 2019.

References

  • "Somehow the whole process ends in profit" is a reference to the Underpants Gnomes from the animated sitcom South Park, whose business plan in the episode "Gnomes" consisted entirely of "Phase 1: Collect underpants. Phase 2: ??? Phase 3: Profit!"
  • Panty raids were common frat rituals.
  • The fact that this monster was hiding at the start and the Strangulated effect which deals damage per combat round might be a reference to a boss in World of Warcraft, Moroes, who periodically vanishes out of sight and garrotes a party member, debuffing them to take a lot of damage until Moroes is dead or the victim dies.