Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster

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Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster

Intragalactic (Planetary) travelers speak in hushed, reverent tones about a bar where you can get the strongest drink in the galaxy. They say drinking one is like being hit with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick.

Those with slightly broader horizons know that the quality of a drink isn't measured solely in how bad a hangover it gives you, but how good it makes you feel. A drink that causes instant vomiting, for example, is more useful in Poison Control than in a bar. The Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster gives you all of the pleasant effects of alcohol, while shunting most of the nasty aftereffects to a parallel you in another dimension.

Just know that any time you drink one, there's a decent chance a parallel you in another dimension is drinking one, too. Mwa-ha-ha.

Type: booze (EPIC)
Potency: 5
Level required: 13
Selling Price: 200 Meat.
Cannot be traded

(In-game plural: Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blasters)
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Item number: 2736
Description ID: 671956082
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Obtained From

Fernswarthy's Basement
The Dusk Zone (200th floor only)
No Good Deed (400th floor only)

When Consumed

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You drink the Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster. You feel like your head is a gold brick with a slice of lemon wrapped around it.
AdventuresYou gain 23-27 Adventures.
You gain 50-100 Fortitude.
You gain 50-100 Mysteriousness.
You gain 50-100 Chutzpah.
You gain 5 Drunkenness.

Notes

  • Since January 1, 2018, the Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster like other level 13+ consumables may no longer be consumed in Hardcore/Ronin.

References

  • This is a reference to the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The guide says it's the best drink in existence and that the effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
  • "Intragalactic (Planetary)" is a reference to the Beastie Boys song, "Intergalactic."


Collection

TOP 10 Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster collections
1. Baron von Wurlitzer - 424 | 2. QLou - 365 | 3. Louis of Apshai - 320 | 4. sub - 118 | 5. Nikademus - 106
6. kirahvikoira - 104 | 7. antimarty - 100 | 8. Hugbert - 100 | 9. BC_Goldman - 98 | 10. Kirana - 83
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings