The candy in these things isn't the main draw, the collectible character-shaped dispensers are. Each one comes with a checklist so you'll know exactly how much of your disposable income you need to waste on cheap, manipulative plastic trinkets.
Your checklist currently says:
[ ] Pokëmann: Porkachu
[ ] Pokëmann: Magikrap
[ ] Pokëmann: Vegemite
[ ] Pokëmann: Vermouth
[ ] Pokëmann: Smugleaf
[ ] Pokëmann: Twitter
[ ] Pokëmann: Bloodkip
[ ] Pokëmann: Hoboking
[ ] Pokëmann: Duck
[ ] Pokëmann: Nothing
[ ] Pokëmann: Kagosan
[ ] Pokëmann: Galumpagump
[ ] Pokëmann: Shoggoth
[ ] Pokëmann: Frank
[ ] Pokëmann: Moog
[ ] Alice's Army: Alchemist
[ ] Alice's Army: Bowman
[ ] Alice's Army: Cleric
[ ] Alice's Army: Coward
[ ] Alice's Army: Dervish
[ ] Alice's Army: Guard
[ ] Alice's Army: Halberder
[ ] Alice's Army: Hammerman
[ ] Alice's Army: Horseman
[ ] Alice's Army: Lanceman
[ ] Alice's Army: Mad Bomber
[ ] Alice's Army: Martyr
[ ] Alice's Army: Sniper
[ ] Alice's Army: Ninja
[ ] Alice's Army: Nurse
[ ] Alice's Army: Page
[ ] Alice's Army: Shieldmaiden
[ ] Alice's Army: Spearsman
[ ] Alice's Army: Swordsman
[ ] Alice's Army: Wallman
[ ] Peanut
[ ] Peanut (Gold Variant)
(You have collected X/37)
Type: potion
Selling Price: 15 Meat.
Effect: Sugar Rush (5 Adventures)+20% Combat Initiative
Muscle +5%
Moxie +5%
Mysticality -10%