Overflowing inbox
Overflowing inbox | |
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Monster ID | 1038 |
Locations | CRIMBCO Cubicles |
Hit Points | 10 |
Attack | 10 |
Defense | 10 |
Initiative | 100 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | Indeterminate |
Elements | None |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | Indeterminate |
Manuel Entry | |
refreshedit data |
Your inbox is absolutely stuffed with sheets of paper. The bits of paper all have writing on them, and when you start to read them, your eyes start to glaze over.
Somehow the gears of CRIMBCO will grind to a halt unless you move all of this paper from one side of your desk to the other.
Don't worry; they'll keep piling paper in there, so it's not like you'll ever be finished or anything.
Hit Message(s):
You make the mistake of trying to read one of the papers, and fall asleep and bonk your head on your desk. Ow!
You get a binder clip stuck on your <solar plexus>. Woah, how did you do that? Ooh!
You get a nasty papercut. Happy Crimbo! Oof!
You accidentally staple your <arse>. Yeah, we've got that. Argh!
You try and speed up your paper-shuffling, and end up giving yourself a bunch of extra papercuts. Argh!
You almost start reading the papers you're shuffling, but think better of it.
You stop to rummage around in your desk for a paperclip. It's thrilling.
You almost get a papercut, but manage to avoid it. Um, go you.
You staple a few of the sheets of paper together. Go you!
You actually manage to empty the inbox, and have to wait a few minutes for it to refill. (FUMBLE!)
Boredom +1%
An elf on roller skates whizzes by and tosses you a ten-scrip note. "Keep up the good wooooo --" he says, as he barrels out of sight.
![]() | You acquire 10 CRIMBCO scrip |
Occurs at CRIMBCO Cubicles.
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.