Out-of-tune biwa

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out-of-tune biwa
out-of-tune biwa
sounds like a dragon shedding
pentatonic scales

Type: ranged weapon (2-handed guitar)
Damage: 3 - 6
Selling Price: 24 Meat.

Ranged Damage +2

(In-game plural: out-of-tune biwas)
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Item number: 3842
Description ID: 629789423
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Obtained From

The Haiku Dungeon
Knob Goblin poseur


You flail wildly at the strings of your biwa, producing an out-of-tune cacophony. <It> cover(s) <its> ears and shrieks[sic], taking X damage. KAPOW! WHAMMO! WHAM!
You play the classic generic-vaguely-asian-sounding riff on your biwa. It shudders and takes X cliche damage. POW! BONK! SPLAT!
You play the classic tune, "Secret Asian Man" on your biwa. It takes X bad pun damage. BIFF! ZAP! WHAM!
You try and play a heavy metal cover on your biwa. The results are painful, at least to your opponent. <It> takes X damage. ZAP! SOCKO! BOOF!
You try and sing along with the biwa, hoping you'll both be so far out of tune you'll go out the other side. It doesn't work, but it does deal X damage to your opponent. KERBLAM! POW! SOCKO!



  • The "Secret Asian Man" hit message obviously references the song Secret Agent Man by Steve Barri and P.F. Sloan.

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