The Nunnery is located on the grounds of Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision, on the Mysterious Island of Mystery. The nuns in the nunnery will ask for your help to Recover the Sisters' Meat, and they will reward you with daily restorations.
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Sister <Name>
Oh, thank Heavens you've arrived! We need help, soldier! Most desperately!"
"Calm down, calm down," you say, "what's the problem?"
"This morning, when Sister Medulla went to put the daily donation deposit in our safe, she found that it was empty! Those filthy, thieving, dirty rotten bandits from the Themthar Hills have stolen all of our Meat!
We'd be ever so grateful if you'd get it back for us."
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- If you visit the nunnery without wearing any soldier fatigues:
- "Sorry, Adventurer, but we're in the middle of something of a crisis, here, and we're waiting for the soldiers to come help us."
- Sister <Name> approaches you and takes the Meat. "Thank you for recovering this Meat!" she says. "I think this is the last of it! However can we repay you for your assistance?"
- "Well," you say, "it would really help the war effort if your convent could serve as a hospital for our wounded troops."
- "Consider it done," she says. "Stop by whenever you need healing, and we'll be glad to assist you."
- On any subsequent visits:
- "Hello, weary Adventurer! Please, allow us to tend to your wounds."
- Sister <Name> approaches you and takes the Meat. "Thank you for recovering this Meat!" she says. "I think this is the last of it! However can we repay you for your assistance?"
- "Well," you say, "it would really help the war effort if your convent could serve as a massage parlor. Y'know... to help our troops relax."
- "Consider it done," she says, winking. "Stop by whenever you're feeling tense, and one of our sisters will take care of you."
- On any subsequent visits:
- "Adventurer! You look so... so tense! Please, allow us to use our skilled hands to give you a refreshing massage."
- If you visit the nunnery after the war, without having completed the quest:
- "Hello, Adventurer. I'm afraid there's not much here at our simple convent that would be of interest to a world-weary traveler like yourself."
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Sister <Name>
"Hello, weary Adventurer! Please, allow us to tend to your wounds."
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The Sisters tend to your wounds.
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Sister <Name>
"Adventurer! You look so... so tense! Please, allow us to use our skilled hands to give you a refreshing massage."
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The Sisters give you an invigorating massage.
Notes
- If you completed the sidequest as a Frat Warrior, then the Sisters will heal 1000 HP and MP up to 3 times a day.
- If you completed the sidequest as a War Hippy, the Sisters will heal 1000 HP up to 3 times a day.
References
- The nuns at this location are named after parts of the brain. The possible names are Amygdala, Cerebellum, Colliculi, Fornix, Ganglia, Hippocampus, and Medulla.
- The name of this location is a reference to Our Lady of Perpetual Succour.
- In the Elizabethan era, "nunnery" was a slang term equivalent to "massage parlor."
