Orcish meat locker

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Orcish meat locker
Orcish meat locker

presumably full of Meat.

A pity it's locked.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 5 Meat.

(In-game plural: Orcish meat lockers)
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Item number: 84
Description ID: 221122907
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Obtained From

The Haiku Dungeon
Gelatinous cube
Obsoleted Areas/Methods
The Haiku Dungeon
Haiku Dungeon Loot

When Used

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You try to open the Meat locker, but you don't seem to have the right key.
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You unlock the Meat locker with your rusty metal key. You empty the all the Meat into your wallet, then throw the locker (and the key) down a well.
Meat.gifYou gain 90-110 Meat.
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You unlock the Meat locker with your rusty metal key, and then dump the contents directly into a charity box at a nearby convenience store. Those kids with boneitis are sure to appreciate the gesture.

Notes

  • Used to be called "locked orcish meat locker".
  • The item name and the description together form a perfect haiku.
  • Consumed when used with a rusty metal key.

References

  • Throwing the locker down a well may be a reference to the text-based MUD RPG GemStone IV, in which lockpickers in the town of Icemule Trace traditionally gather around the Town Well and throw empty boxes into it.
  • "Boneitis" was a fictional incurable disease (in the 21st century) in the "Futurama" episode, "Future Stock."

Collection

TOP 10 Orcish meat locker collections
1. Webley - 6021 | 2. NooBnooB123 - 628 | 3. Mistress of the Obvious - 387 | 4. TheDotGamer - 305 | 5. Anarch - 278
6. levidamuppet - 161 | 7. MeLcator - 139 | 8. Nikademus - 113 | 9. eaSy money - 113 | 10. Yatsufusa - 100
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings
Meat.gif Meat-Producing Items - edit
Iiticoinpurse.gif
ancient vinyl coin purse
650-750
 
Parkgarbage.gif
bag of park garbage
150-250
 
Blackcheck.gif
black pension check
400-450
 
Briefcase.gif
briefcase
300
(sometimes) 
Bonechest.gif
chest of the Bonerdagon
3000
 
Disease.gif
collection of tiny spooky objects
100-1000
 
Librarycard.gif
CSA discount card
300
 
Pieceof13.gif
cursed piece of thirteen
500-1000
(or a combat adventure) 
Chest2.gif
dungeon dragon chest
450-550
 
Dtapewallet.gif
duct tape wallet
2500-3600
 
Envelope2.gif
envelope full of Meat
500
(Affected by +meat% modifiers)
Wallet.gif
fat wallet
350-450
 
Pellet.gif
flytrap pellet
300-400
 (sometimes)
Wallet.gif
Gathered Meat-Clip
420-620
 
Tips.gif
handful of tips
300-400
(Lose ~20k Meat every 30 uses)
Bowl.gif
haunted Hell ramen
?-20-?
 
Bowl.gif
Hell ramen
20-29
 
Chest2.gif
kobold treasure hoard
10
(plus possibly a familiar hatchling) 
Lolmecidol.gif
LOLmec statuette
1 million
 
Meatglobe.gif
meat globe
600-800
 (if there's one in your dwelling) 
Egg.gif
nest egg
150
 
Meatlocker.gif
Orcish meat locker
90-110
 
Wallet.gif
old leather wallet
400-600
 
Chest2.gif
Penultimate Fantasy chest
100-200
(plus some items) 
Pixelcoin.gif
pixel coin
2000
 
Pixmoney.gif
pixellated moneybag
450-550
 
Coinpurse.gif
old coin purse
450-550
 
Droll2.gif
roll of meat
1750
(some of which are meat stacks) 
Pebbles.gif
shiny stones
140-160
 
Keepsakebox.gif
smut orc keepsake box
1400-1500
(after bridge is finished) 
Bottlecap.gif
SMOOCH bottlecap
1000
 
Strawberyl.gif
solid gold jewel
100,000
 
Meatpouch.gif
stolen meatpouch
30-50
 
Giftcert.gif
Warm Subject gift certificate
400-500
(except for first use with Torso Awaregness)