Orcish frat-paddle

Orcish frat-paddle This is a paddle used in some sort of Orcish Frat initiation ritual. Type: weapon (1-handed club) Damage: 7 - 14 Muscle Required: 20 Outfit:  Frat Boy Ensemble    (3 items) Selling Price: 90 Meat. +4 Sleaze Damage (In-game plural: Orcish frat-paddles)

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Obtained From

Orcish Frat House

Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)

Purple Hazers

Murder by Death

Oh Yeah! (with Comprehensive Cartography)

Orcish Frat House (Verge of War)

Rosie the Carpenter

Messages

• Weapon-Specific Hit Messages:

You accidentally turn your Orcish frat-paddle sideways as you swing, bruising <its> spinal cord for X damage. SOCKO! SMACK! BOINK!

You realize <it>'s been naughty, and paddle <it> for X damage. Gah, I feel dirty just for saying that. KERBLAM! KERBLAM! KERBLAM!

You smack <it> with your Orcish frat-paddle. <It> doesn't say, "thank you sir, may I have another?", but you give <it> one anyway, for X damage. KERBLAM! BOINK! BIFF!

You make like a frat-boy and slip <it> a drugged dri -- I mean, hit <it> with your frat-paddle for X damage. POW! WHAM! KERBLAM!

References

• The hit message alluding to a drugged drink may be a nod to the controversy over the roofie item.

History

• Up until around March 29, 2019, this item was called the "homoerotic frat-paddle". The name was silently changed to "Orcish frat-paddle", in acknowledgment that the gay joke really wasn't funny.

See Also

• Bonus Weapon Damage

Collection

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