Orcish Frat House

The Orcish Frat House
Location	The Mysterious Island of Mystery
	Undisguised	In Disguise
Zone Num	27	29
Unlocks	With dingy dinghy	With Frat Boy Ensemble or Frat Warrior Fatigues
Min Stat	30	30
Combat %	100, or 77 with 5 or more Spanish flies, or 85% if level 9 or greater and lacking the complete Frat Boy Ensemble	0
ML	39 - 41	- - -
Terrain	indoor	indoor
Special adventures
Clover	Sand in the Vaseline	Lambda Upsilon Chi Kappa
Turtle	The Horror...	?
Bad Moon	It's All The Rage	Double-Secret Initiation
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The Orcish Frat House on the Mysterious Island of Mystery is inhabited by Orcish frat boys.

A primary stat of 30 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

"Dude, we could get in SO much trouble if the cops found out we were letting underage kids drink here... Piss off."

(It is recommended that you have at least 30 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

If you're disguised as one of them, you get a different set of adventures. Although all non-disguised adventures have the same name, there appear to be three different ones, which can be distinguished by adventure text and monster drops.

Once you start the Mysterious Island Quest, you will get a different set of adventures. See the Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) or The Orcish Frat House (Wartime). If the Frats lose that war, this location will be replaced with The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age).

Undisguised

Combat Adventures

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Orcish Frat Boy -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: deodorant, ice-cold fotie, ice-cold Sir Schlitz, Orcish baseball cap, shingle, empty aftershave bottleb, packet of beer nutsp Meat Drop: 24-36 Monster Level: 39 • Substat Gain: 9.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 49 Monster Defense: 35 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

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Orcish Frat Boy -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bottle of gin, deodorant, flask flops, ice-cold Sir Schlitz, Orcish cargo shorts, empty aftershave bottleb, packet of beer nutsp Meat Drop: 24-36 Monster Level: 40 • Substat Gain: 10 • Moxie for No Hit*: 50 Monster Defense: 36 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

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Orcish Frat Boy -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bottle of vodka, deodorant, frilly skirt, Orcish frat-paddle, ice-cold Sir Schlitz, empty aftershave bottleb, packet of beer nutsp Meat Drop: 24-36 Monster Level: 41 • Substat Gain: 10.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 51 Monster Defense: 36 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

Non-combat Adventures

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Lording Over The Flies
	Give Him The Flies: Trade 5 spanish flies for an around the world. Keep 'Em Note: Occurs when adventuring with 5 or more spanish flies.

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Purple Hazers
	Search the Pledge: Orcish cargo shorts Examine the hazers: Orcish baseball cap Leave the whole disturbing scene: Orcish frat-paddle Note: Occurs on or after level 9.

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From Stoked to Smoked
	Item Drops: Orcish cargo shorts Note: Occurs on or after level 9.

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Murder by Death
	Item Drops: Orcish frat-paddle Note: Occurs on or after level 9.

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Sing This Explosion to Me
	Item Drops: Orcish baseball cap Note: Occurs on or after level 9.

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I Just Wanna Fly
	Note: Starts the Around the World Quest. Note: Unlocks the Remembarrr the Main adventure at the Obligatory Pirate's Cove. Note: A one-time superlikely adventure.

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Sand in the Vaseline
	Item Drops: bottle of rhinoceros hormones Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here while feeling Lucky!.

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In Over His Head
	Item Drops: figurine of a slippery seal Note: Occurs only for Seal Clubbers.

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The Horror... (Orcish Frat House)
	Item Drops: grinning turtle Note: A Turtle Taming adventure (Turtle Tamer only).

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It's All The Rage
	Effects: The Rage (10 turns) Note: Bad Moon only.

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37 Chambers
	Item Drops: Teachings of the Fist Note: Only occurs on the 12th turn spent in this zone on a Way of the Surprising Fist run.

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Oh Yeah!
	Grab a Hat and Shorts: Orcish baseball cap & Orcish cargo shorts Grab Shorts and a Paddle: Orcish frat-paddle & Orcish cargo shorts Grab a Hat and a Paddle: Orcish frat-paddle & Orcish baseball cap Harass the Sports Orcs: Fight eXtreme Sports Orcs Note: Occurs as your first non-combat in this zone (or your first adventure, if there are no noncombats) if you have Comprehensive Cartography.

Retired Adventures

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The Frattlesnake -- (edit metadata)

Item Drops: The Lacrosse Stick of Lacoronadoq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 160 • Substat Gain: 40 • Moxie for No Hit*: 170 Monster Defense: 160 Hit Points: 175 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky Damage Resistance: ? Note: This encounter was retired as a revision to the quest "Of Mice and Shen". Note: This encounter was re-added to The Smut Orc Logging Camp around late 2018.

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Lambda Upsilon Chi Kappa
	Item Drops: handful of drink tickets Note: This adventure triggered whenever you adventured here with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory.

In Disguise

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7 High
	Item Drops: loathing eagle baby-doll shirt Note: Does not occur unless you have the Torso Awaregness skill and are playing as a Female

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And Justice for All
	Substat Gain: 15 Fortitude

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Beeeeeeeer!
	Item Drops: ice-cold six-pack

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Bench Warmer
	Substat Gain: 16 Muscleboundness

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The Big Frat House in the Sky
	Meat Drops: 50

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Frat-Gang Warfare
	Substat Gain: 17 Beefiness Note: Lose 5 HP.

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Fratlifting
	Substat Gain: 16 Muscleboundness

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Get The Windex!
	Item Drops: soggy wofl t-shirt Note: Does not occur unless you have the Torso Awaregness skill.

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The Hazer Becomes the Hazed
	Item Drops: bottle of whiskey Substat Gain: 15 Strongness

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It's Not Really Stealing
	Meat Drops: 100

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Kegstand! Kegstand! Kegstand!
	Substat Gain: 20 Fortitude Note: You gain 3 drunkenness.

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Naughty Pledge
	Substat Gain: 18 Beefiness Note: Lose 10 HP.

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Roll out the Barrels
	Substat Gain: 16 Muscleboundness

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White Men Shouldn't Drink
	Item Drops: ice-cold Willer

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Lambda Upsilon Chi Kappa
	Item Drops: roll of drink tickets Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here while feeling Lucky!.

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Double-Secret Initiation
	Effects: Shamed & Manipulated (10 turns) Note: Bad Moon only.

Notes

• Against the male Frat boys here, Zombo's skull ring will damage the monster:

  The frat boy glances at your ring, says "Master." and immediately paddles himself for 300-350 damage.

• This page describes the adventure that you get when you use the Orcish Frat House Blueprints.