Orange traffic cone

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orange traffic cone
orange traffic cone

This is a big cone of bright orange plastic. You have no recollection of how or where you got it, but it's like I always say -- it's not a good night unless you end up with a traffic cone!

Type: hat
Power: 60
Moxie Required: 15
Selling Price: 100 Meat.
Cannot be traded

Moxie +3
So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)

(In-game plural: orange traffic cones)
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Item number: 1046
Description ID: 230629288
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Obtained From

Obsoleted Areas/Methods
St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor
To the Rescue (St. Sneaky Pete's Day I with a cheap plastic bottle opener equipped)


  • It was originally just called a "traffic cone", the orange in the name came later to make it distinguishable from later traffic cones.


  • "It's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone," is a line from the Red Dwarf episode "Last Day": "We're on a mining ship, three million years into deep space. Can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?" "It's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone. It's the policewoman's helmet and the suspenders I don't understand!"

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