One Simple Nightstand

Choice adventure number: 876

One Simple Nightstand

Having beaten it until it simply stopped moving, you cautiously approach the nightstand.

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Check the top drawer

You open the top drawer of the nightstand and find an old wallet. Score!

You acquire an item: old leather wallet

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Check the bottom drawer

You open the second drawer of the nightstand, and find a strange, antique-looking grip exerciser. Lord Spookyraven must've used this to strengthen his grip so he could more effectively... er... read books... and groom pets?

Anyway. You work out with it for a while, but it's all rusty and decayed, and it crumbles into powder. Your grip does feel stronger, though.

You gain X Beefiness.

Gives approximately 1x mainstat, capped at 200

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Use a ghost key

You stick the ghost key into the space between the now-dead nightstand and the spirit that once inhabited it. As the key turns, you experience an entire lifetime's worth of memories -- loves, losses, but mostly squats and pushups. It's kind of a boring lifetime. As the key concludes its arc, it vanishes as you snap back to reality.

You gain 200 Strengthliness.

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Ignore it

You decline to investigate the nightstand.

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• With candy cane sword cane equipped:

Thump the nighstand with your candy cane sword cane

You thump the nightstand with your cane and here a quiet rattle coming from under the bottom drawer. You pull the drawer all the way out and find a pill rattling around in the bottom. Someone must not have been very lucky when they dropped it.

You acquire an item: lucky-ish pill

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Occurs after defeating a Wardröb nightstand in The Haunted Bedroom.

	One Nightstand in The Haunted Bedroom
	Mahogany			Ornate			Rustic			Elegant			Simple
	Check the top drawer	half of a memo or old coin purse		Open the top drawer	400-600 Meat		Check the top drawer	50-200 Roguishness		Open the single drawer	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown		Look in the top drawer	old leather wallet
	Check the bottom drawer	Lose HP		Open the bottom drawer	50-200 Mysteriousness		Check the bottom drawer	grouchy restless spirit or nothing		Break a leg (off of the nightstand)	elegant nightstick		Look in the bottom drawer	50-200 Beefiness
	Look under the nightstand	Spookyraven Manor Quest Item		Look behind the nightstand	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles		Investigate the jewelry	Fight remains of a jilted mistress		Use a ghost key	100 of each stat		Use a ghost key	200 Strongness
	Use a ghost key	Gain meat		Look under the nightstand	disposable instant camera		Use a ghost key	200 Sarcasm
				Use a ghost key	200 Enchantedness		Check under the nightstand (rare)	Engorged Sausages and You