One Mahogany Nightstand

Choice adventure number: 877

One Mahogany Nightstand

Having beaten it until it stopped moving, you cautiously approach the nightstand.

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Check the top drawer

Once per ascension:

You open the drawer and find a scrap of paper.

You acquire an item: half of a memo

Or:

You open the top drawer of the nightstand and find an old coin purse. Score!

You acquire an item: old coin purse

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Check the bottom drawer

You open the bottom drawer, which reveals itself to be full of teeth. That's no drawer -- it's a mouth! And it bites you! And it hurts! Ouch! Jeez!

You lose ?-91-? hit points.

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Look under the nightstand

• With Lord Spookyraven's spectacles equipped:

  Through Lord Spookyraven's glasses, you notice a strange green glow through the cracks in the floorboards. You move the nightstand out of the way and pull up a couple of the boards. Something's hidden under here!

  Seal Clubbers and Avatars of Boris receive:

You acquire an item: tattered wolf standard

• Turtle Tamers receive:

You acquire an item: tattered snake standard

• Pastamancers and Saucerors receive:

You acquire an item: English to A. F. U. E. Dictionary

• Disco Bandits and Accordion Thiefs receive:

You acquire an item: bizarre illegible sheet music

• Zombie Masters, Gelatinous Noobs, Avatars of Jarlsberg, Avatars of Sneaky Pete, Eds, Vampyres, and Plumbers get nothing:

Just kidding. There wasn't anything hidden under there after all.

• Without Lord Spookyraven's spectacles equipped, or after collecting the item or failing to collect the item as one of the above classes such as plumber:

You don't see anything interesting underneath the nightstand.

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Use a ghost key

You stick the ghost key into the space between the now-dead nightstand and the spirit that once inhabited it. As the key turns, you experience an entire lifetime's worth of memories -- loves, losses, but mostly yelling into telephones about stocks and bonds. It's kind of a boring lifetime. As the key concludes its arc, it vanishes as you snap back to reality.

You gain ?-927-1,076-? Meat.

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Ignore it

You decline to investigate the nightstand.

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Occurs after defeating an animated mahogany nightstand in The Haunted Bedroom.

Notes

• The appearance of the half of a memo in the top drawer appears to be random. It can happen on the first visit, but does not always. Needs spading.
• If you are in a run such as plumber, vampyre, etc where you pick a different class after you free Ralf and you wish to obtain the quest item in aftercore you must not check for it prior to freeing Ralf.

	One Nightstand in The Haunted Bedroom
	Mahogany			Ornate			Rustic			Elegant			Simple
	Check the top drawer	half of a memo or old coin purse		Open the top drawer	400-600 Meat		Check the top drawer	50-200 Roguishness		Open the single drawer	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown		Look in the top drawer	old leather wallet
	Check the bottom drawer	Lose HP		Open the bottom drawer	50-200 Mysteriousness		Check the bottom drawer	grouchy restless spirit or nothing		Break a leg (off of the nightstand)	elegant nightstick		Look in the bottom drawer	50-200 Fortitude
	Look under the nightstand	Spookyraven Manor Quest Item		Look behind the nightstand	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles		Investigate the jewelry	Fight remains of a jilted mistress		Use a ghost key	100 of each stat		Use a ghost key	200 Muscleboundness
	Use a ghost key	Gain meat		Look under the nightstand	disposable instant camera		Use a ghost key	200 Cheek
				Use a ghost key	200 Enchantedness		Check under the nightstand (rare)	Engorged Sausages and You