One Elegant Nightstand
Having dispatched the nightstand's belligerent spirit with panache and style, you step forward to investigate its earthly remains.
| Open the single drawer |
First time
You open the elegant drawer of the elegant nightstand to reveal an elegant gown.
 | You acquire an item: Lady Spookyraven's finest gown |
Subsequent times
The drawer contains nothing but ephemeral elegance residue at this point.
| Break a leg (off of the nightstand) |
You break one of the legs off of the nightstand, and in spite of being a broken piece of wood, it's still pretty elegant!
 | You acquire an item: elegant nightstick |
| Use a ghost key |
You stick the ghost key into the space between the now-dead nightstand and the spirit that once inhabited it. As the key turns, you experience an entire lifetime's worth of memories -- a full and satisfying life, in which you learn a little bit about yourself and also how to play the flute. As the key completes its arc, it vanishes and you snap back to reality.
| You gain 100 Beefiness. You gain 100 Mysteriousness. You gain 100 Roguishness. |
| Ignore it |
You decline to investigate the nightstand.
Occurs after defeating an elegant animated nightstand in The Haunted Bedroom.
 
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One Nightstand in The Haunted Bedroom | ||||||||||||||
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| Mahogany | Ornate | Rustic | Elegant | Simple | |||||||||||
| Check the top drawer | half of a memo or old coin purse | Open the top drawer | 400-600 Meat | Check the top drawer | 50-200 Cheek | Open the single drawer | Lady Spookyraven's finest gown | Look in the top drawer | old leather wallet | ||||||
| Check the bottom drawer | Lose HP | Open the bottom drawer | 50-200 Wizardliness | Check the bottom drawer | grouchy restless spirit or nothing | Break a leg (off of the nightstand) | elegant nightstick | Look in the bottom drawer | 50-200 Strengthliness | ||||||
| Look under the nightstand | Spookyraven Manor Quest Item | Look behind the nightstand | Lord Spookyraven's spectacles | Investigate the jewelry | Fight remains of a jilted mistress | Use a ghost key | 100 of each stat | Use a ghost key | 200 Strengthliness | ||||||
| Use a ghost key | Gain meat | Look under the nightstand | disposable instant camera | Use a ghost key | 200 Chutzpah | ||||||||||
| Use a ghost key | 200 Mysteriousness | Check under the nightstand (rare) | Engorged Sausages and You | ||||||||||||
