Once per ascension items

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This is a list of optional non-quest items that can only be acquired a limited number of times per ascension. In other words, one-time items that you have to go out of your way or get lucky to get.

Hippy Boatman Quest

• eternal car battery, and by extension one of:
  • arm buzzer
  • boilgun
  • swordzall

The Valley of Rof L'm Fao

• facsimile dictionary
• drywall axe

Orc Chasm Quest

• gold wedding ring

The Battlefield

• Yossarian's equipment
• C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button
• orange peel hat
• longhaired hippy wig
• slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags
• Zim Merman's guitar
• wreath of laurels
• Danglin' Chad's loincloth
• natty blue ascot
• beaten-up Chucks
• tube sock

Boss drops

• Baron von Ratsworth's money clip (setting of 2) -or- Baron von Ratsworth's tophat (setting of 9) -or- Baron von Ratsworth's monocle (any other setting)
  • Note that the Baron himself is also a totally optional fight.
• Boss Bat britches (setting of 4) -or- Boss Bat bling (setting of 8)
• Glass Balls of the Goblin King (setting of 3) -or- Codpiece of the Goblin King (setting of 7) -or- Crown of the Goblin King (any other setting)
• rib of the Bonerdagon (setting of 5) -or- vertebra of the Bonerdagon (setting of 10)

Guild quests

• lucky rabbit's foot
• Epic Hats
• Epic Pants
• Epic Accessories
• Class Specific familiar hatchling
• heart of the volcano
• Dwarvish War Uniform item

Memories, in the Corners of your Mind

• Pork Elf Prizes item
• secret from the future

The Thinknerd Warehouse

• Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy
• Professor What T-Shirt

The Sea

• das boot, fishy pipe, crate of fish meat, or damp old wallet
• aerated diving helmet
• water-polo cap
• water-polo mitt

The Shore, Inc.

• cheap toaster

Moon sign-specific

• Elemental Gravy fairy or elemental gravy fairy equipment
• mushroom fermenting solution
• gingerbread bugbear
• spooky bicycle chain
• spooky cosmetics bag
• miniature carton of clove cigarettes
• Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer
• hand-carved bokken, hand-carved bow or hand-carved staff
• Logging hatchet

Mini-Quest Maps

• Dolphin King's crown
• Dr. Hobo's scalpel
• pants of the Slug Lord

Dis

• green eggnogs, green hamhocks, & one of: The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants, Ghost Pinching Quarterly, The Snitch's Manifesto

Strange Leaflet Quest

• grue egg
• giant pinky ring

Fernswarthy's Basement

• Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
• Two sandwiches of the godses
• Two Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blasters
• Two enchanted leopard-print barbells

Uncle P's Antiques quests

• Ellsbury's skull & Ellsbury's journal (untradeable)
• pixel orb
• The Landscaper's leafblower
• The Legendary Beat (untradeable)

Tamed turtle familiars (TT only)

• sleeping wereturtle (2-3)
• grinning turtle (3)
• syncopated turtle (3)

Miscellaneous

• free bottle of goofballs
• guy made of bee pollen
• mysterious silver lapel pin
• Pat-a-cake pendant
• shiny butcherknife
• silver shrimp fork
• towel
• hot pink lipstick for those with a Sleazy Gravy Fairy.
• eleven-foot pole and ring of Detect Boring Doors

No longer applicable

• The obsidian dagger is currently unobtainable, but will become available again at some point in the future.
• The black kettle drum can now be obtained repeatedly from a choice adventure. It used to come from a once-per-ascension non-combat adventure.

The easter egg balloon is no longer obtainable since the The Naughty Sorceress' Tower revamp.