Once More Unto the Junk
You're walking past one of the piles of scrap metal in the landfill when suddenly that junk key you just picked up begins to rattle around in your sack. You pull it out, and it is wrenched out of your hands by some sort of powerful magnetic force.
It slams into place next to a somewhat door-shaped chunk of sheet metal, which grinds slowly into the ground, revealing a passage into the junkheap.
You go through the door and it closes behind you, just too late for you to realize that you left the key on the outside. Oh well.
This passage, like many passages, is dark and splits three ways. The left branch smells decidedly bathroomy, the middle branch sounds like somebody left a television on somewhere in that direction, and the right branch is warm.
Which way will you go?
| Go left |
You take the left branch.
Leads to The Bathroom of Ten Men
| Go center |
You take the center passageway.
Leads to The Den of Iquity
| Go right |
You go right down the right branch.
Leads to Let's Workshop This a Little.
Occurs at The Old Landfill with a funky junk key.
